The Little Zombie That Could says: (00:12:22)Well it's a STAGE combat class so there's a lot of actors who are just fucking around ( Read more... )

Fifi says: (18:24:40 ( Read more... )

What I do at 1am ( Read more... )

So there was a big fuckoff spider in my room. It hid for a while and I sat up with a can of Raid waiting for it to reappear. It reappeared. I bellowed a thunderous battle cry and smashed it with a bottle. Hard. Thirty seconds later I looked over. That tenacious fuck was not where I left it ( Read more... )

Update: I will now be Captain Sophie J Hawkins.

This is at least four times cooler to announce at the start of a flight. When the Red Tide of Communism (stop laughing, Noa) arrives from overseas/the white house, I will be qualified to battle it in my fighter jet just because of my name.

rihatsu62: i don't even know what i'm looking at any more
rihatsu62: this is like if michael bay and terry gilliam directed a movie together
rihatsu62: there's bikes that shoot swords and swords that block bullets and cloud is cutting a bike in half with his sword and all of this is happening at a hundred and ten miles per hour in slow motion upside ( Read more... )

rihatsu62: worf just yelled at data
rihatsu62: data made a >: face
rihatsu62: i would rape data 384756384563 times in succession

femmepilotx: gfdlakjgjehiorjfdk
femmepilotx: you're saying you would set up a rape formula
femmepilotx: and it would be recursive

rihatsu62: YES

femmepilotx: if you don't stop me i'm going to go way too far with this

rihatsu62: i ( Read more... )

[A wild Crazy Leftist has appeared!
Rihatsu is loafing around...
Crazy Leftist used OMGZ UR SO INTOLERANT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!11!!1 attack!
It's not very effective...
Rihatsu is taking a nap!
Crazy Leftist used Flail!
Rihatsu is ignoring you...]

ew. so i thought i was calling my cousin and it turned out i was accidentally calling this commie i know ( Read more... )

Are fatasses commonly poorer than slim people? Even though I'm aware that often people will just have very high metabolisms, nonetheless you get absolutely porky folks who eat in region of, you know, eight sandwiches, two loaves of bread, two packs of cookies, four pints of milk etc etc per day. They have to be spending more money on food than ( Read more... )

I stole this from tamzette's journal. :3 It looked like a cool excercise in conciseness.

TYPE *ONLY 1 WORD*. IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK!!!
1. Where is your mobile phone?.............. jacket
2. Your significant other?......................... none
3. Your hair? ..........................................short

4. Your mother?.................................... ( Read more... )