We Got Movie Sign!
So, I was going to regale all of you with my wonderful two-minute review of the latest Harry Potter movie. However, due to a metric fuck-ton of bullshit that happened (all the fault of Time-Warner, too), I missed a large chunk near the beginning of the movie, and spent most of the rest of the time trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
But, since my only reason for watching Harry Potter and the Jesus, God, How Many of These Movies Are There? was so that I could point at all my Harry Potter-loving friends and say, "Ha, ha, I saw it before you did!" then I guess I really don't care too much.
So, instead of a review, you just get a few random notes:
Hermione is really hot. I'm not sure if I'm legally allowed to think that, but it's true anyways.
Ralph Fines looks really creepy without his nose. I mean, it's a nose, how is it just not there?
There is a blond girl in this one, named Luna, and she is just super adorable.
Harry and Cho kiss. WOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooo-... Wait, I don't care.
Dumbledore explodes into a flaming ball of Phoenix! This was actually kind of cool.
Heather, if you read this, I think you'll like Snape in this film. Let me know.
My favorite part was how Harry spent pretty much the entire movie slowly going crazy, but, unfortunately, he gets over it by the end.
Over all, the film wasn't bad, I'm just not a Harry Potter person. At least this film knew what it was supposed to be, and spent the entire time being it, which is more than I can say for some of this summer's "blockbusters".
But, since my only reason for watching Harry Potter and the Jesus, God, How Many of These Movies Are There? was so that I could point at all my Harry Potter-loving friends and say, "Ha, ha, I saw it before you did!" then I guess I really don't care too much.
So, instead of a review, you just get a few random notes:
Hermione is really hot. I'm not sure if I'm legally allowed to think that, but it's true anyways.
Ralph Fines looks really creepy without his nose. I mean, it's a nose, how is it just not there?
There is a blond girl in this one, named Luna, and she is just super adorable.
Harry and Cho kiss. WOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooo-... Wait, I don't care.
Dumbledore explodes into a flaming ball of Phoenix! This was actually kind of cool.
Heather, if you read this, I think you'll like Snape in this film. Let me know.
My favorite part was how Harry spent pretty much the entire movie slowly going crazy, but, unfortunately, he gets over it by the end.
Over all, the film wasn't bad, I'm just not a Harry Potter person. At least this film knew what it was supposed to be, and spent the entire time being it, which is more than I can say for some of this summer's "blockbusters".