Dear everyone in the world ( Read more... )

My mother and I just watched True Blood at 6:30 in the morning.

You wish you were as cool as us.

I woke up to a note from my dad on the table wishing my brother and I a good day... It said:
"Hi Z, Morning Ry. Have a good one. Home by 4, then pool tonight."

It's the first time anyone in my family has called me Ry.

I saw it at like 10 oclock this morning. It's still making me happy now.

Also this icon is fucking magical.

Dad: [joking] You know, one day they'll cure that homosexuality disease of yours ( Read more... )

Sorry for two IRC copypasta posts in one day, but. I. wow. I was too lazy to retype.

. . . my father just walked in, handed me two turtle cheesecake bites, walked out, opened the door again, farted, said "lol lactose intolerance. take your pills before you eat those." and left.
what the FUCK my family
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rose hahas
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i hate everything.

Born at 7 pm, at 8 pounds, 19 3/4 inches, I have an almost*!niece~ Molly Alyzabeth O'Connell.

* - "almost" because we aren't actually related. My mother's best friend is my "other mother" and her three kids are my almost!siblings, so I'm now an Almost!Aunt o/

Pictures!
Baaaaby Molly
Baby Molly with Daddy Kevin
Baby Molly with Auntie Kylie

I made a pretty!! (or, I made an interesting way to be a seasonal camwhore)
version 1It's amazing what 10 minutes with makeup, 5 minutes with a camera, and 20 minutes with photoshop can do to alleviate boredom. :D ( Read more... )

Subject is an actual text conversation between myself and pie. o i crack myself up.

So! As a number of you heard, I was in a car accident yesterday night!

One minute we were fine, and macaroni_artist and I were delightfully bitching away about the car in front of us being a slowass, and the next minute, the car was pulled off the side of the road by a jagged ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw my grandfather for the first time since he started having strokes months and months ago ( Read more... )