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Intimations
Intimations
or,
Mystical creatures
I keep staring at this page, trying to glean from it intimations about who I am and what I have become.
What is this bizarre property I possess that enables me to make an acquaintance out of anybody but a friend out of nobody?
I'm amazed when I hear stories about what the real world is like. It sounds to foreign to ( Read more... ) -
Outcast
Outcast ( Read more... ) -
Move to Montana
Since I worked last night, I didn't get to bed until about 0400. My phone went off at about 0915; it was Mathew's sister. She told me that he died peacefully at around 0300. It was the phone call that I knew was coming. Even though I hadn't been asleep very long, I was suddenly wide awake. While I was still on the phone with her, I started ( Read more... ) -
Sick and Sexy
There's this phenomenon in the emergency room first identified by Ms. Delores ( Read more... ) -
America's Next Top Skeleton
I have been faithfully watching America's Next Top Model since Cycle 3. Okay, it's a little weird, I know, but it's honestly the best show on television. You get to see the dumbest, cattiest, most ridiculous bitches with the biggest attitudes in the country together in one place. Tonight was the finale of Cycle 8, and I was disappointed and ( Read more... ) -
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I just looked at my cat. His tongue was sticking out a bit, so I said to him:
"Why are you sticking out your tongue? Do you have macroglossia?" -
:smile: :smile
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Disassembled
I woke up today to blood spots on my pillow. All right, I expected that. My cheeks are swollen. All right, I expected that. My mouth felt parched. I drank some water, but my tongue still felt dry. I took a look, and surprise! It was caked in dried blood. I did not expect that.
Then, I got my laundry together and took it downstairs. ( Read more... ) -
I was in the bottom two
I was in the bottom two
or,
Swollen and unattractive
First of all, you would have thought that I was in the bottom two tonight. My heart started racing. Sanjaya or Lakisha...there could be no comparison. If Lakisha had been kicked off and Sanjaya was still in the competition-I have no idea what I would have done. Finally, all is right in the world ( Read more... ) -
Ass in the air
Ass in the air ( Read more... )