OMG, brej! Guess what?? Not only is TOWIDOTI not dead (although I'm sure he's still DEAD ON THE INSIDE), but guess who else isn't dead???

SAUCY.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE ON THE FLOOR LAFFING FROM THAT PICTURE OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAFFING, BREJ!

Low Level Flight, Saucy's new band, just put out their first ( Read more... )

Hi! Are you a skary woman who loves TOWIDOTI Kalan Porter? Are you spying on my LJ because you're pathetic and lame? Well, no worries! You don't have to out yourself or anything. I already know who most of you are and I don't care about the rest of you! But there's something very important that I think you need to see, ASAP, and since I'm a nice ( Read more... )

I haven't had time to post anything lately because ever since I got back from Hellberta, my life has been taken over by my upcoming production (countdown - just over three weeks 'til opening night) and I've been directing rehearsals until all hours and then doing costume and prop shopping in the spare minutes I have afterwards. My few spare periods ( Read more... )

This entry is for skary PRoK type people spying on me via LJ!HI, SKARY FANWOMEN! I know you're reading this, so I thought I'd make a post JUST FOR YOU! :D ( Read more... )

I have given in to crackfic, and written Kalan/Mister Sass. I think it is fitting, given TOWIDOTI's state of disgusting soullessness. *nods*

Good day to you all. *solemn nod*

Okay, so I'm not sure if this is really sad, really funny, or both, but Kalan just won the People's Choice Award for Favourite Canadian Artist at the MuchMusic Video Awards. The MMVA Live Blog reads:
10:40pmWhoaaaaa. This is live TV folks, and we just saw an example of live television at its most spontaneous. When Kalan Porter won for People's ( Read more... )

Very quickly, some thoughts on the Junos ( Read more... )

I know that everyone is waiting for a review of Kalan's T.O. concert (which was last night), but you're going to have to wade through some other stuff to get to it...

( The Great Gloomy Hunt )

Brej, this review of 219 Days from the Winnipeg Sun is the greatest thing I've read since I finished reading Clay's Inspirational Tome. The reviewer gives the album zero stars, calls Kalan "a junior Justin Guarini with even less testosterone" and says the songs on the album are "so shallow, anemic and spineless they make Ryan Malcolm seem like ( Read more... )

The PRoK tell us:

Kalan has just been booked for another concert at Massey Hall in Toronto on March 13th. Tickets go on sale this Saturday.

Massey Hall?! Gah. messynessy, are you in once again? If so, I'll get our tickets on Saturday. fizzybottlecap, I'm assuming you won't want to see Kalan twice? ;) ninja_sheep, is the 13th during your March Break, and if so, wanna join us for ( Read more... )