Hi! Are you a skary woman who loves TOWIDOTI Kalan Porter? Are you spying on my LJ because you're pathetic and lame? Well, no worries! You don't have to out yourself or anything. I already know who most of you are and I don't care about the rest of you! But there's something very important that I think you need to see, ASAP, and since I'm a nice person I'm going to provide you with a link to it!
READ
THIS!
I really, really think you want to read it. If the words "Ottawa" and "cowbell" mean something to you, you really want to read it. C'mon, live a little! Listen to "Single", imagine you're beating the hell out of good ol' Kevin Drew, go to the link above, and READ IT. :D