The Intangible Residuum: A Collection of Stories (part one)
AMP 2011: Day 78
It's over. It's done. I have posted my last amplificathon entry. If I do not win at least one prize, I may actually go out and kick a kitten.
Annnnnd, on that note of wow, she's actually gone slightly crazy, may I present.....drumroll please.....
If you'd like to download the entirety of The Intangible Residuum: A Collection Of Stories sight-unseen, complete with extra-bonus reader's note track, click here for the zipped mp3 files. The tracks are numbered, and should transfer to your computer in order - but, yeah, it's a pretty big file. Or, if you'd like to download individual tracks out-of-order, follow the cut below (they've been listed in the order by which I thought the stories flowed together best, but you can shake things up if you want).
***
Once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Self, that was a really great story. And, it wasn't the usual kind of story, either. It was unique. You should podfic it!" ("You should podfic it!" is a pretty common response whenever I read a fic I enjoy... just in case you were wondering.) And then I kept reading more fanfic, and noticing more and more stories that were told atypically, and thought, "Self, you should make a podfic anthology of all the awesome 'different' stories you like so much."
So, that's what this is: an anthology of several (though, by no means ALL) atypical stories. Whether it's because the story's told in a non-standard format, or if the topic of the story itself is something unique, or if it's a new writing style....all the fics in this anthology are 'different'. I don't pretend that this is a comprehensive list (there's only a dozen or so fandoms represented), but I do think that every single story presented is worth an extra listen or two.
The coverart for The Intangible Residuum: A Collection Of Stories is based off this stock art created by FractalAngel, with text added by me.
The title is part of a Willa Cather quote: "Every fine story must leave in the mind of the sensitive reader an intangible residuum of pleasure, a cadence, a quality of voice that is exclusively the writer's own, individual, unique."
Big huge amazing hugs-and-confetti Thank Yous to all the authors who let me play with their stories, and include them in this anthology! Your brains are very creative, and excellent places to visit ;-)
If you should think, after listening to this anthology, of another story that would fit the criteria of 'different', and/or is from a fandom not represented here, I'd be willing to consider a second volume to the anthology...wink wink, nudge nudge...
***
Title: A Mary Sue Alphabet
Author: ironychan
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Author's Notes: The Mary-Sue Alphabet is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual Sues, living or dead, is purely coincidental. In other words: no, this is not directed at you personally. It's just supposed to be funny.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:10:38
Author's Summary: "A's for Amanda/Our hero's twin sister/Got lost as a baby and/Gosh, how he missed her..."
Download link: click me!
Title: A Buffyverse Alphabet
Author: shadowscast
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: all seven seasons of BtVS
Warnings: violence, death
Format/Length: mp3, 00:01:52
Author's Summary: "You know how sometimes you get a silly idea in your head, and you can't let go of it until it's done? So I bring you: A Buffyverse Alphabet (in the style of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies)."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Monster In The Hat
Author: keerawa
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: Very general for season 1 of Supernatural and for 'The Cat in the Hat'
Warnings: Dark and twisted version of a childhood classic.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:58
Author's Summary: "Two children were left all alone, and something came by to play..."
Download link: click me!
Title: Keep All Hands And Feet Inside The Vehicle: a story in eight limericks
Author: somnolentblue
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Format/Length: mp3, 00:02:28
Author's Summary: "How not to possess your own body."
Download link: click me!
Title: Like A Virgin
Author: pandarus
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
Format/Length: mp3, 00:06:33
Author's Summary: "Crackfic, dialogue-only. Response to the prompt: Need sex or semen to complete a spell."
Download link: click me!
Title: Deep Thoughts (On Protective Eyewear) By Alexander L. Harris
Author: liz_marcs
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: post-season seven of BtVS
Format/Length: mp3, 00:07:22
Author's Summary: "Xander is the keynote speaker at the Watcher Council's graduating class of 2005."
Download link: click me!
Title: Spark Notes: Making Sense of the Twilight Series
Author: aadarshinah
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob, Jacob/Nessie
Spoilers: everything in all the books
Format/Length: mp3, 00:08:48
Author's Summary: "Twilight, through Aadarshinah's eyes."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Missing Bits
Author: liz_marcs
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: Outsider POV
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:24
Author's Summary: "Sometimes stories just get lost."
Download link: click me!
Title: Playing Monsters
Author: albydarned
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: non-explicit Sam/Dean, Sam/John
Warnings: character death, child-abuse, non-con, AU, angst ... this fic is not intended to be light-hearted. You have been warned ...
Format/Length: mp3, 00:16:16
Author's Summary: "It was just a game ... a game that those boys used to play. They'd pretend that they were monster hunters, that they were some kind of heroes. The problem was that they started to believe that all of that nonsense was real, you see?"
Download link: click me!
Title: Sensitivity To Initial Conditions
Author: giselle_lx
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/OMC, Carlisle/Tanya, Jasper/Maria
Warnings: Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:39:48
Author's Summary: "chaos theory : An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior."
Download link: click me!
Title: Predestiny
Author: suzvoy
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Spoilers: mild spoilers for seasons one and two of Smallville
Warnings: time-travel, obsession, AU, angst, drama
Format/Length: mp3, 00:25:28
Author's Summary: "Lex will kill himself with a bomb he built five hundred and forty three years ago."
Download link: click me!
Title: Through Worlds, Worlds
Author: grace_fully
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: CW RPS (J2 AU), {fusion with Zombieland, Avatar (2009), Muse's The Resistance}
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Spoilers: mild spoilers for the plots of Zombieland and Avatar (2009)
Format/Length: mp3, 00:24:42
Author's Summary: "Even if I now saw you / Only once, / I would long for you / Through worlds, / Worlds."
Download link: click me!
Title: A Walk On The Dark Side
Author: rhymer23
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: Warning for the presence of pure, unadulturated eevill, and unprovoked violence against the poor, defenceless fourth wall.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:19:35
Author's Summary: "Even in an evil mirror universe, things don't go quite according to plan."
Download link: click me!
Title: A priest, a rabbi, and an ATA user walk into a bar...
Authors: thingswithwings, eruthros
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: corny jokes, puns, and general tomfoolery
Format/Length: mp3, 00:08:13
Author's Summary: "Team Sheppard is sitting at a table and they need to open a jar. Rodney says, "Give me five, ten minutes, tops, I'll modify some Replicator nanites." John says, "I didn't want any mustard anyway." Ronon spends five minutes straining to open it. Teyla picks it up and says, "Wait, the plastic wrap is still on this." "
Download link: click me!
Title: Five Stories Becky Rosen Wrote
Author: somnolentblue
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: teeny-tiny spoiler for Supernatural season five
Warnings:
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:20
Author's Summary: "Becky started posting fanfiction when she was twelve years old."
Download link: click me!
Title: Dear Mr. Hanson
Author: rivkat
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: minor spoilers for Supernatural, season five
Warnings: lawyer-ese
Format/Length: mp3, 00:05:42
Author's Summary: "Becky gets a C&D, for writing Supernatural fan-fiction."
Download link: click me!
Title: Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire on the common Peep, by Samantha Carter
Author: penknife
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: mad scientist abuse of marshmallow Peeps
Format/Length: mp3, 00:03:00
Author's Summary: "... or, what happens when scientists get bored."
Download link: click me!
Title: Excerpts from the Daybook of Virginia Potts, with Zombies
Author: sentientcitizen
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Iron Man (movie'verse)
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts
Format/Length: mp3, 00:07:01
Author's Summary: "Does exactly what it says on the tin."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Very Secret Diary of Lt. Laura Cadman
Author: mardahin
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Laura Cadman/Carson Beckett
Spoilers: vague spoilers through "The Return Pt 1" (03x10)
Format/Length: mp3, 00:09:24
Author's Summary: "Blow Shit Up. It always helps."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Very Secret Thoughts of Clark Kent
Author: viridian5
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Spoilers: just the pilot episode
Warnings: teenage angst, teenage rebellion, guy-liner
Format/Length: mp3, 00:26:38
Author's Summary: "It's a new, more honest Clark...."
Download link: click me!
Title: Captain's Log (Draft)
Author: mint_amaretto
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, Sulu/Chekov
Format/Length: mp3, 00:11:19
Author's Summary: "The Captain writes it all in his diary log."
Download link: click me!
Title: Five authors who didn't write Stargate Atlantis
Author: rhymer23
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis, Winnie the Pooh, Hamlet, Pride & Prejudice, Le Morte d'Arthur, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Pairing: Gen
Format/Length: mp3, 00:23:40
Author's Summary: "Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either."
Download link: click me!
Title: Imaginary
Author: dune_drd
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: Doctor Who episode 4x12, "The Stolen Earth"
Warnings: AU
Format/Length: mp3, 00:06:10
Author's Summary: "Deep inside the Citadel, there is a lonely room, forever holding a lonely Time Lord."
Download link: click me!
Title: Into The Woods (Some Other Girl's Fairytale)
Author: rivkat
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lana Lang, Lex Luthor/Lana Lang
Spoilers: some spoilers for all Smallville seasons
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:52
Author's Summary: "This is a story for children. Isn't it?"
Download link: click me!
So, because it is late and amplificathon has placed much stress on my delicate nerves tonight (I am a fragile fucking flower, alright!?), tomorrow over a year later I will be posting The Intangible Residuum: A Collection of Stories (part two), wherein I expound upon my many reasonings and reactions toward and about and because of the numerous pieces of lovely fanfiction included in this anthology. It'll be part meta, part rec, part flaily glee. You'll love it. Really. This is a lie, it's 2015 and I'm never going to get around to finishing Part Two.
It's over. It's done. I have posted my last amplificathon entry. If I do not win at least one prize, I may actually go out and kick a kitten.
Annnnnd, on that note of wow, she's actually gone slightly crazy, may I present.....drumroll please.....
If you'd like to download the entirety of The Intangible Residuum: A Collection Of Stories sight-unseen, complete with extra-bonus reader's note track, click here for the zipped mp3 files. The tracks are numbered, and should transfer to your computer in order - but, yeah, it's a pretty big file. Or, if you'd like to download individual tracks out-of-order, follow the cut below (they've been listed in the order by which I thought the stories flowed together best, but you can shake things up if you want).
***
Once upon a time, I thought to myself, "Self, that was a really great story. And, it wasn't the usual kind of story, either. It was unique. You should podfic it!" ("You should podfic it!" is a pretty common response whenever I read a fic I enjoy... just in case you were wondering.) And then I kept reading more fanfic, and noticing more and more stories that were told atypically, and thought, "Self, you should make a podfic anthology of all the awesome 'different' stories you like so much."
So, that's what this is: an anthology of several (though, by no means ALL) atypical stories. Whether it's because the story's told in a non-standard format, or if the topic of the story itself is something unique, or if it's a new writing style....all the fics in this anthology are 'different'. I don't pretend that this is a comprehensive list (there's only a dozen or so fandoms represented), but I do think that every single story presented is worth an extra listen or two.
The coverart for The Intangible Residuum: A Collection Of Stories is based off this stock art created by FractalAngel, with text added by me.
The title is part of a Willa Cather quote: "Every fine story must leave in the mind of the sensitive reader an intangible residuum of pleasure, a cadence, a quality of voice that is exclusively the writer's own, individual, unique."
Big huge amazing hugs-and-confetti Thank Yous to all the authors who let me play with their stories, and include them in this anthology! Your brains are very creative, and excellent places to visit ;-)
If you should think, after listening to this anthology, of another story that would fit the criteria of 'different', and/or is from a fandom not represented here, I'd be willing to consider a second volume to the anthology...wink wink, nudge nudge...
***
Title: A Mary Sue Alphabet
Author: ironychan
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Gen
Author's Notes: The Mary-Sue Alphabet is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual Sues, living or dead, is purely coincidental. In other words: no, this is not directed at you personally. It's just supposed to be funny.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:10:38
Author's Summary: "A's for Amanda/Our hero's twin sister/Got lost as a baby and/Gosh, how he missed her..."
Download link: click me!
Title: A Buffyverse Alphabet
Author: shadowscast
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: all seven seasons of BtVS
Warnings: violence, death
Format/Length: mp3, 00:01:52
Author's Summary: "You know how sometimes you get a silly idea in your head, and you can't let go of it until it's done? So I bring you: A Buffyverse Alphabet (in the style of Edward Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies)."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Monster In The Hat
Author: keerawa
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: Very general for season 1 of Supernatural and for 'The Cat in the Hat'
Warnings: Dark and twisted version of a childhood classic.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:58
Author's Summary: "Two children were left all alone, and something came by to play..."
Download link: click me!
Title: Keep All Hands And Feet Inside The Vehicle: a story in eight limericks
Author: somnolentblue
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Format/Length: mp3, 00:02:28
Author's Summary: "How not to possess your own body."
Download link: click me!
Title: Like A Virgin
Author: pandarus
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
Format/Length: mp3, 00:06:33
Author's Summary: "Crackfic, dialogue-only. Response to the prompt: Need sex or semen to complete a spell."
Download link: click me!
Title: Deep Thoughts (On Protective Eyewear) By Alexander L. Harris
Author: liz_marcs
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: post-season seven of BtVS
Format/Length: mp3, 00:07:22
Author's Summary: "Xander is the keynote speaker at the Watcher Council's graduating class of 2005."
Download link: click me!
Title: Spark Notes: Making Sense of the Twilight Series
Author: aadarshinah
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jacob, Jacob/Nessie
Spoilers: everything in all the books
Format/Length: mp3, 00:08:48
Author's Summary: "Twilight, through Aadarshinah's eyes."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Missing Bits
Author: liz_marcs
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: G
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: Outsider POV
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:24
Author's Summary: "Sometimes stories just get lost."
Download link: click me!
Title: Playing Monsters
Author: albydarned
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: non-explicit Sam/Dean, Sam/John
Warnings: character death, child-abuse, non-con, AU, angst ... this fic is not intended to be light-hearted. You have been warned ...
Format/Length: mp3, 00:16:16
Author's Summary: "It was just a game ... a game that those boys used to play. They'd pretend that they were monster hunters, that they were some kind of heroes. The problem was that they started to believe that all of that nonsense was real, you see?"
Download link: click me!
Title: Sensitivity To Initial Conditions
Author: giselle_lx
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/OMC, Carlisle/Tanya, Jasper/Maria
Warnings: Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:39:48
Author's Summary: "chaos theory : An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior."
Download link: click me!
Title: Predestiny
Author: suzvoy
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Spoilers: mild spoilers for seasons one and two of Smallville
Warnings: time-travel, obsession, AU, angst, drama
Format/Length: mp3, 00:25:28
Author's Summary: "Lex will kill himself with a bomb he built five hundred and forty three years ago."
Download link: click me!
Title: Through Worlds, Worlds
Author: grace_fully
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: CW RPS (J2 AU), {fusion with Zombieland, Avatar (2009), Muse's The Resistance}
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Spoilers: mild spoilers for the plots of Zombieland and Avatar (2009)
Format/Length: mp3, 00:24:42
Author's Summary: "Even if I now saw you / Only once, / I would long for you / Through worlds, / Worlds."
Download link: click me!
Title: A Walk On The Dark Side
Author: rhymer23
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: Warning for the presence of pure, unadulturated eevill, and unprovoked violence against the poor, defenceless fourth wall.
Format/Length: mp3, 00:19:35
Author's Summary: "Even in an evil mirror universe, things don't go quite according to plan."
Download link: click me!
Title: A priest, a rabbi, and an ATA user walk into a bar...
Authors: thingswithwings, eruthros
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: corny jokes, puns, and general tomfoolery
Format/Length: mp3, 00:08:13
Author's Summary: "Team Sheppard is sitting at a table and they need to open a jar. Rodney says, "Give me five, ten minutes, tops, I'll modify some Replicator nanites." John says, "I didn't want any mustard anyway." Ronon spends five minutes straining to open it. Teyla picks it up and says, "Wait, the plastic wrap is still on this." "
Download link: click me!
Title: Five Stories Becky Rosen Wrote
Author: somnolentblue
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: teeny-tiny spoiler for Supernatural season five
Warnings:
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:20
Author's Summary: "Becky started posting fanfiction when she was twelve years old."
Download link: click me!
Title: Dear Mr. Hanson
Author: rivkat
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: minor spoilers for Supernatural, season five
Warnings: lawyer-ese
Format/Length: mp3, 00:05:42
Author's Summary: "Becky gets a C&D, for writing Supernatural fan-fiction."
Download link: click me!
Title: Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire on the common Peep, by Samantha Carter
Author: penknife
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Gen
Warnings: mad scientist abuse of marshmallow Peeps
Format/Length: mp3, 00:03:00
Author's Summary: "... or, what happens when scientists get bored."
Download link: click me!
Title: Excerpts from the Daybook of Virginia Potts, with Zombies
Author: sentientcitizen
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandom: Iron Man (movie'verse)
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts
Format/Length: mp3, 00:07:01
Author's Summary: "Does exactly what it says on the tin."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Very Secret Diary of Lt. Laura Cadman
Author: mardahin
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Laura Cadman/Carson Beckett
Spoilers: vague spoilers through "The Return Pt 1" (03x10)
Format/Length: mp3, 00:09:24
Author's Summary: "Blow Shit Up. It always helps."
Download link: click me!
Title: The Very Secret Thoughts of Clark Kent
Author: viridian5
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Spoilers: just the pilot episode
Warnings: teenage angst, teenage rebellion, guy-liner
Format/Length: mp3, 00:26:38
Author's Summary: "It's a new, more honest Clark...."
Download link: click me!
Title: Captain's Log (Draft)
Author: mint_amaretto
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, Sulu/Chekov
Format/Length: mp3, 00:11:19
Author's Summary: "The Captain writes it all in his diary log."
Download link: click me!
Title: Five authors who didn't write Stargate Atlantis
Author: rhymer23
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis, Winnie the Pooh, Hamlet, Pride & Prejudice, Le Morte d'Arthur, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Pairing: Gen
Format/Length: mp3, 00:23:40
Author's Summary: "Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either."
Download link: click me!
Title: Imaginary
Author: dune_drd
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Gen
Spoilers: Doctor Who episode 4x12, "The Stolen Earth"
Warnings: AU
Format/Length: mp3, 00:06:10
Author's Summary: "Deep inside the Citadel, there is a lonely room, forever holding a lonely Time Lord."
Download link: click me!
Title: Into The Woods (Some Other Girl's Fairytale)
Author: rivkat
Reader: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lana Lang, Lex Luthor/Lana Lang
Spoilers: some spoilers for all Smallville seasons
Format/Length: mp3, 00:04:52
Author's Summary: "This is a story for children. Isn't it?"
Download link: click me!
So, because it is late and amplificathon has placed much stress on my delicate nerves tonight (I am a fragile fucking flower, alright!?), tomorrow over a year later I will be posting The Intangible Residuum: A Collection of Stories (part two), wherein I expound upon my many reasonings and reactions toward and about and because of the numerous pieces of lovely fanfiction included in this anthology. It'll be part meta, part rec, part flaily glee. You'll love it. Really. This is a lie, it's 2015 and I'm never going to get around to finishing Part Two.