Well, I was going to rant about my sister today and how much of a borderline psychotic she's become, but the boiling bubble of rage that's churning inside of me right now is forcing me to discuss a loser kid from my hometown that will henceforth be known only as Scrub, for reasons which I will make clear.

Scrub went to my high school and was also a ( Read more... )

Despite the fact that I am drunk and hog sweating and it's 3:15am here US Eastern time, I ask you to indulge me in a minute of silly meandering, because this is actually important.

For the past several years I've found myself daydreaming this fantasy that I've contracted this rare exotic disease, and that I nobly decide to keep my pain and ( Read more... )

My head is swimming with the godly high of that blessed caffeine/nicotine one-two punch.  For all the bad that these substances are doing to my fragile, bloated body... for all the years that are getting lopped off from my lifespan.... there's no denying that that these little buzzing sensations make it all worth it.  God bless Maxwell House, Allah ( Read more... )

I am so angry at that assfuck Richard right now I could strangle him.  He scheduled Alex's bachelor party the same day as my party and told everyone except for me.  Even after I cleared the date with him. And he is just way too busy to even call me back and discuss this. One might think of this as an exaggeration, as an immature reaction, but ( Read more... )

Just got back from another damn Mexican restaurant on 9th Ave; I went with a group of work people to send off my co-worker/friend Debbie, who's leaving the job at week's end to be a teaching fellow.  I'm not too sure about the wisdom in that; Richard claims that teaching fellows always get fucked in the end and it's better off to just get your ( Read more... )

It's in the high-80's outside, and I have a damn cold, coughing and sneezing constantly for the past 2 days.  How annoying; I blame these fucktards who come to work that are quite visibly sick, as if they have something to prove.  Personally, I call in sick when I have a hangover, it means nothing to me.

Yesterday my brother-in-law and I helped my ( Read more... )

I had a great chicken/rice/seafood dish at a Mexican resturaunt in Commak with Richard & Visha yesterday.  I hadn't seen them in awhile-- there was a little friction at first because apparently Alex's bachelor party was scheduled originally for the same day that I set up the GPP, but hey it's not my fault.   I asked Richard about the dates ahead of ( Read more... )