Despite the fact that I am drunk and hog sweating and it's 3:15am here US Eastern time, I ask you to indulge me in a minute of silly meandering, because this is actually important.

For the past several years I've found myself daydreaming this fantasy that I've contracted this rare exotic disease, and that I nobly decide to keep my pain and ( Read more... )

Well, I wanted to write a detailed play-by-play of last night's outing in Woodside, but to be honest, after a fistful of tequila and So-Co shots and god knows how many cups of piss beer it really all became a sort of haze.  Here is a stream of consciousness list of highlights:

• Ort, the bare-headed Republican party host, strutting around like a ( Read more... )