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Oh, great. Another student I want to have sex with.

These guys really have to stop wandering into the library looking fuckable.

Sigh. And this one's married, too. Even more out of reach than the usual.

So in my position as a paid mall rat on Sunday night, my manager got me into a conversation about sexuality. Specifically, about the possible sexual orientation of one of my co-workers. My manager has concluded, for a variety of dubious reasons, that the girl in question is a lesbian -- or at the very least, bisexual ( Read more... )

Well, if I were a lesbian, this is apparently what I'd be.


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