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the aging couple i lived with a few summers ago in lyon nicknamed their daughter-in-law "Dauphine", which means either "dolphin" or "wife of the heir apparent to the throne", depending on context ( Read more... )

omg whyyyy are people still letting ann coulter speak in public?

also: whyyy is a conversation between her, dr. phil, scott mcclellan, and alan colmes being treated as legitimate political discourse?

oh, america.

"the frigid wintery weather is being blamed on eleven deaths."

hey discussion:

did you guys know that all animals were vegetarians before the fall of man?

aka ladybug massacre 2008


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I just woke up from a dream that was basically a sequel to Titanic, in which a vengeful Jack sails to the Arctic ocean and attempts to take a pickaxe to an iceberg. After a few angry blows that knock some chunks of ice into the water, he of course slips and plummets back into the ocean ( Read more... )

early voting, guys. go do it.

miss the lines and mishaps of election day, wear an "i voted" sticker sooner, and (best) get to vote anywhere in your county.

here are the polling locations in travis county.

and here is where you can find your polling locations in texas.

and here, the league of women voters are putting together this site to find ( Read more... )

I am Prophet David Johnson, I went for a prayer mission in HAITI and the Lord revealed so many things about you to me ( Read more... )

you know what's funny? creating a savings account and then forgetting about it, even though it steals tiny monies from your normal account every month, and even while you are hell of broke. it's like setting your clock fast just to trick yourself into being early ( Read more... )