A/N: I do not own.

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( L wasn't fond of any physical contact and that went double for creatures that would probably kill him... )

A/N: I own NOTHING!

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( *Tap, tap.* )

A/N: I own nothing.

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( ‘Crap! How much did he...?’ )

A/N: I do not own Death Note or Dethklok because I am poor and I want to keep my money…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktEFOpny0S0

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( L smirked as his fingers traced along the jaw-line of the suddenly docile Kira's chin... )

A/N: I own NOTHING!
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( When the lights hit the stage displaying the brunette and his companion L was so caught up in his staring that the sugar overflowed his cup onto the table... well, more than usual... )

A/N: I do not own Death Note or Metalocalypse.

Warnings: There are a couple of comments here that might offend some people. They are meant to be satircal and not to be taken seriously. That is all.

(For instance characters say "that's gay" a couple of times. I have nothing against gays otherwise I wouldn't write slash. It's in there because 1) This ( Read more... )

A/N: I own NOOOTTHING!
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( Light sat on a park bench idly running through swift chord progressions, Ryuk was intent on his bag of apples. Neither was really paying attention until Ryuk heard a snarling sound. He looked up and nearly choked on his apple... )