A/N: Death Note is not nor will it ever be mine.

I do however own a "death note," though it doesn't seem to be magic at all. There must be more than six out there…

…and I don't own Portal either…

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( L chewed his cheesecake in thought. His first meeting in person with Light Yagami had been… strange... )

A/N: I still don't own Death Note.

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( Light was disappointed to discover he couldn't find his Raven anywhere... Not that he had been looking. No, not at all... )

A/N: I do not own.

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A/N: I own NOTHING!

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A/N: I own NOOOTTHING!
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( Light sat on a park bench idly running through swift chord progressions, Ryuk was intent on his bag of apples. Neither was really paying attention until Ryuk heard a snarling sound. He looked up and nearly choked on his apple... )

A/N: I own the blackest, most brutal of all things... absolutely NOTHING!

Warning: More OOC-ness, violence, and disturbing behavior.

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( Light sighed from where he had flopped onto his bed. He glanced over to where his new guitar sat innocently in the corner. He wasn't quite sure what compelled him to take it home. He probably should have taken it to the Lost and Found or something, but then... it fell from the sky-it obviously didn't belong to anyone at school... )

I do not own Death Note or Metalocalypse or anything else.

AU, OOC-ness, Crack, and Boy's Love of course.

Age-bump. In this fic L is in his early 20s, the rest of the band members are all around 17-18.

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( L crouched on the floor in front of his laptop in his unfurnished room at Wammy's House, surrounded by dusty piles of paper and discarded candy wrappers as he finished drafting an e-mail in French for the French police. What he had written translated to )

A/N: What is this I don't even...

This is crack which I wrote for Halloween over at Death Note Kink 2.
http://dn-kink2.livejournal.com/1491.html?thread=1268947#t1268947

For the Request/Challenge: Light/Rem, Light is attracted to the female Shinigami at first sight.

Warnings: TOTAL CRACK, OOCness, Het, human/Shinigami sex

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( The blonde Asian girl and her matronly monster companion gaped at the lambent glow of the TV screen... )

A/N: I don't own Death Note.

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A/N: I don't own Death Note.

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( The Chief was showing a remarkable amount of restraint, all things considered. Perhaps because he was too shocked to react at the sight of L coming onto his son-though L imagined that if it was his daughter he had been kissing, the chief would no doubt be chasing him through the halls of the hospital with a shotgun right about now... )