1) As far as I can tell, the neighbors have not parked behind my car again ( Read more... )

Sentences you don't read every day: "Police in Mexico City rescued 150 ferrets from armed robbers after a high-speed chase."

Best description ever: "Bubble Wrap, the stress reducer disguised as package cushioning."

Worst new word: "twesume" (what job hunters use on Twitter)

Coolest umbrella ever: ninja umbrella

Second coolest umbrella: ( Read more... )