Yarr, it be the first day of school, so it also be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.  Avast and all that!


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Yarr, I need International Talk Like A Pirate Day to be over now, lads.  I be runnin' outta pirate cliches.  I be soundin' like a bleedin' leprechaun now.

"Dear rdchino:

In reviewing our records, we are showing that you have a credit balance in your former SBC account and you are entitled to the following refund:

$0.13

In order for you to obtain your refund, please call..."

Arrr, I be rich now, ye see.  I plunder the mighty H.M.S. AT&T; poor wench never had a chance.  Parrrrty at my port!

Ahoy, today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Scrounge up an eyepatch, a parrot, and a wooden leg and pillage yer workplace for booty.  The type of booty is up to you, mateys.  Luckily I have some rum left over from the family's visit, so tonight it's all about the grog.

Cain't get too loaded to the gunwhales tonight, though.  Dratted school ( Read more... )