Dear self:

You're drunk. You are the long-time, slow drinking, so-drunk-you-don't-think-you're-drunk, drunk.

Shut up.

how's that for an entry.

random thoughtsGod doesn't just want me to be supplied, he wants me to be happy. Sometimes, this consists of picking up Sonic after church, cranking up the music, and driving with the windows down ( Read more... )

Last week ( Read more... )

reasons to smilei. Whining in the stock room with Kyle about being 24, old, and not having a boy to cuddle because all they want is sex. Then he pointed at a girl minding her own business and picking up some loaves of bread: "You have a boyfriend, don't you?" "Yes?" "BITCH ( Read more... )

Ah, Dan Wetzel, you are my favorite serious columnist.

NFL draft carnival of boos, Faith Hill and poultry

The No. 1 pick Cam Newton was virtually unheard of a year ago, when he completed 3 of 8 passes in the Auburn spring game to win the starting job. The No. 2 pick Von Miller is a plaintiff in an anti-trust suit against the NFL. He and Goodell ( Read more... )

Dan Wetzel's tweet:
Fan offers Cam Newton $1 million to take lie detector test http://www.camnewtonliedetector.com The SEC never sleeps

That site is real. I am very entertained by it. Have your attorney contact our attorney!

I am more entertained by the line the SEC never sleeps ( Read more... )

I'm just gonna leave these here.

Why Did Stephen Garcia Choke Against FSU?

Northwestern University defends after-class live sex demonstration

i should just go lay down.

When cramming, you often find mnemonic devices anywhere you can get them. This is how you end up with silly chemistry songs and such ( Read more... )

Deion giving us much props on NFL Network. They were just talking about how Cromartie didn't fall on that onside kick and he said "Falling down? We don't teach Falling down at Florida State, we take it to the house!

Florida State DBs, I will always love you. <3

Also, do I know how to pick 'em or what?

Academic award for best attitude in ( Read more... )