Dear everyone I know,

Watch Swampshark.

-The main characters involve a gung-ho blonde named Rachel, who is dating this guy named Tyler who looks just like a grownup Marco and says things like "we are all going to die" and "are you insane?" I was just contemplating the Marco-ness when he said the latter. I snorted. Loudly. <3 <3 <3 <3 ( Read more... )

Dan Wetzel's tweet:
Fan offers Cam Newton $1 million to take lie detector test http://www.camnewtonliedetector.com The SEC never sleeps

That site is real. I am very entertained by it. Have your attorney contact our attorney!

I am more entertained by the line the SEC never sleeps ( Read more... )

Okay, so I had to post this after all, because I know who reads this and I know who will get an enormous kick out of this ( Read more... )

So. Iron Man 2?

( spoilers, hardly )

FF.N is like that dirty, smoky hole-in-the-wall bar that you've grown up in. It's where you had your first drink at 14; where you've thrown up all over the place; where you dabbled in things that made self-respect difficult in the morning; where you've stayed well into dawn because you found a certain something absolutely irresistible; where you ( Read more... )

1. Following a potential match-up of Rachel Alexandra and Zenyatta curiously. Still not over how HUGE Zenyatta is. Yipe. Also, still waiting on Rachel and Curlin to make Super Pony so I can start saving up for the Oaks/Derby in three years. It'll probably take that long.

2. NIIIICE.

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3. Heeeeehehehehe!
( Girls Next Door much? )

I told you, I love me some destroyers. This isn't really new, just cool.

After 2-plus decades, Navy destroyer breaks record.

Best line: "They're fast and they move. And they're a lot of fun to drive," said Lt. Cmdr. Robert J. Brooks, executive officer of USS Wayne E. Meyer, a Bath-built destroyer commissioned in October.Boys and their toys ( Read more... )

More random notes ( Read more... )

I need to get off the Internet. Clearly, it's turned my mind. I mean, when following a random link in a comment on LJ to "the most horrifying thing ever" and it's just some fic of the Giant Squid gettin' it on with Hogwarts... and I can legitimately say "just" to that...

I know there's worse out there. I know enough to stay out of certain dark ( Read more... )

I am the happiest little fangirl in the world right now.