Drove up to see Mattie last night to pick up a variety of weed. A nug of Pink Gusher and three others in larger amounts ( Read more... )

So I gave up self-abuse, bread, pasta, sugary soda, and contacting one person for Lent. I don't identify as Catholic nor anything approaching Catholic, yet I think the idea behind Lent is meaningful ( Read more... )

Somehow my wife ended up being my first real girlfriend, rather than my current wife ( Read more... )

One scene stood out from my dream last night. I was on the eponymous street of my father's hometown and someone called down from the roof of its dinky little movie theater about how its cable was full of ghosts. Not their cable television service, but the coaxial cable. The person yelling from the rooftop mentioned how the cable had been installed ( Read more... )

ZOMG HOW CAN SOMEONE BE ADDICTED TO WEED???/// YOU CAN ONLY BE ADDICTED TO HARMFUL STUFF!!!!!!!!11 HUHHHHHHH DRINKING BOOZE AND GORGING!!!!!111111111111111ONEONEONEdicks

I fucking hate potheads.