- It's estimated that every minute you spend smoking is a minute you take off of your lifespan. /o ( Read more... )

Attn: Mssrs. cefazolin, cephalexin, cefuroxime, cefoxitin, cefotaxime, ceftriaxone, ceftazidime, cefepime

YOU ALL SOUND THE SAME!

No love,
Me

>:|

In other news, one of the patients I was screening yesterday asked me out on a date. Ell oh ell. I had to bite my lip.

Aside from being horrendously unproductive re: lectures/reading, today has been a good day ( Read more... )

FML #1
1) Counselor tells us that she's going to actively and vehemently tell her patients not to work with us.
2) I pass along the message to my boss. OUT OF MY HANDS AT THIS POINT.
3) ???
4) She now hates me and refuses to speak to me because she thought I reported her to her supervisor (who, might I add, I've never spoken to outside of "Hi, how ( Read more... )

The overwhelming preponderance of shippy CG secrets on F!S makes me vaguely uncomfortable. I swear, this fandom isn't filled with shippers, shipping, and shipwars. Goddammit people. I confess it is pretty damn elitist to consider the fandom fascination with who sticks what where to reflect badly upon the fandom general, but uh... Or maybe this ( Read more... )

• "Yeah, let me tell you--cat tranquilizers are the best! All you gotta do is pour it into a petri dish, bake it at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, then chop it up and snort it. It's a quick high that lasts exactly one hour and with no side effects!" "...That's nice."
  
• "In order to participate in our study, we're going to have to ask you to stop taking ( Read more... )

Call me one for simple pleasures, but I think one of the best things about my job is being part of consents and watching people sign their name. Of course, given the population we're studying, a large number of them are not-so-educated and very obviously spend little time writing and working on penmanship. However, you come across one every so ( Read more... )

It's actually kinda hilarious.

I get here at 9am, and there's no one here. It's 5pm, I'm sitting here finishing up a few articles, and everyone's left. And when I say "everyone", I mean everyone. This isn't to say that I've been working/reading hard the entire day because lolno. However, it's so bizarre to see an office so empty at 5pm, ( Read more... )

http://kotaku.com/5275653/tom-and-jerry-mmo-to-revolutionize-cat-vs-mouse-pvp

Tom and Jerry MMORPG. Yes, the cat and mouse. WTF ( Read more... )