Guess what I just saw?

What kills me is that they could have saved it, and so easily. I almost thought they were going to, for a minute. It would have been so simple.

( Spoilers below the cut, because it's not like the movie is predictable or anything. )

1. New Moon: The Bad, the Worse, and the WTF (h/t to nihilistic_kid). This is, as you'd suspect, not the most complimentary review. That said, even if you don't want to read yet another sporking of the Sparkle Vamps, and even if you're a Twilight fan, it's worth clicking the link and scrolling down to the last section (for content, not humor; it's really not ( Read more... )

The British Veterinary Voodoo Society

Brilliant.

I cannot begin to imagine the thought process that went into the composition of this ad.

I have to admit, though, there's a weird pathos to it. I can't help imagining that he's genuinely trying to be reassuring, and all he really wants to do is play you his Pearl Jam LPs, and, if things go really well, maybe brush your hair.

Anyway, I think we should ( Read more... )

"Do you think if we spelled Mystik Spiral with two y's it would be better?"

"And if I spelled my name D-a-r-y-a I'd be crowned Miss America."

(h/t to deconcentrate)

As far as I'm concerned, Kate Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" (not to be confused with the identically titled and reasonably awesome Jill Sobule song) is offensive, appropriative bullshit, and Perry's a homophobic twit (see her previous hit, "UR So Gay"); that she's been embraced as OMG progressive on the merit of "I Kissed a Girl" by the ( Read more... )