I lost my virginity today.
 I have now joined the 21st century ranks of those who send text messages.  Whoo hoo !   About time, eh ?   I only had texting ability on my cell phone plan for less than a month, and I wanted my first time to be special.   Doesn't every girl want her first time to be special and meaningful ?

I wanted to send the first ( Read more... )

 Good Morning, Lord !  (or evening)

Thank You so much for letting us invent the telephone, and cell phones.   So I can now have the exquisite pleasure of PETEY TIME three times a week !   And thank You very much for stabilizing my life enough now that I can swing that phone bill with the unlimited minutes.  
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An Awkward Position?

Either my son or I need a clearer cell phone, or maybe I'm getting old-lady hearing.  I keep misunderstanding bits of his sentences, and well..... you just don't want to leave me to my own imagination as to what I heard.  I sure hope it's our phones.   I'd better be a whole lot older than this before my hearing goes, or I'm ( Read more... )

 Invention Idea - for car

I was driving home, the gas tank on fumes only, in a lake area where there are few shopping centers around, and I passed a gas station.   But it was on the wrong side of the road, at a busy intersection, but the kind of intersection that they don't think has enough traffic to warrant traffic lights to help you.   So if I ( Read more... )

Cellietiquette

I'm taking a stand !

It's not eavesdropping when people bring their private conversations out into public places.   Haven't you almost felt like YOU'RE supposed to get up and move away "respectfully" when someone ELSE gets a phone call?   This cell phone culture has totally twisted our "Good Manners" system around.   THEY'RE the ones ( Read more... )