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Hypocrites Against Obama - an unfunny “joke”
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Quirks vs. Foibles - A short tale of paint, religion, and kitchen items.

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A friend of mine posted on FB:   “I feel more officially moved now.  We have painted 1/2 of two rooms, unpacked some mugs, and had a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses.”

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First I got stuck on the math of it.  Who does that?   How quirky - “painted Half of Two rooms”
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The Talking Twin Babies, Translated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjWFGIQr3s&sns=fb

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(Tagging James Vigeant, Ashley Septer, Peter Vigeant)
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See, Ashley? I TOLD you when you have two kids that they get up earlier than you do, and have secret planning meetings to turn your day into a maelstrom of little emergencies.
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Scene------- Pre-dawn, a little, ( Read more... )

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Snarge - Another WTH  Wikipedia Moment

My friend, Chris, posted this on Facebook today:

After a bird gets sucked into a jet engine, the residue that remains is called snarge.  
The Smithsonian has a snarge lab that can tell what kind of bird it was. 
The test only requires a small sample.  
The lab technicians enjoy the rest with crackers.

Oooh ! A new ( Read more... )

What DO you call a club full of Glynises anyway?  Whodathunk there'd be enough to need a group name in the first place?    I never thought there'd be more than a couple of dozen !

Well, right now on Facebook, there are over TWO HUNDRED Glynises !  (245 as of today !)  So we need a "grouping" name.

School of fish, herd of goats, that sort of thing.

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Another Food Observation (on life)

And another thing.... Am I the only one who HATES when other people post pictures of FOOD on Facebook?

What type of result, response, or reaction are they trying to receive by this behavior anyway?   For my part, all I can come up with are negative outcomes or responses in the viewers.

1 ) The picture is awful, and ( Read more... )

 An entry for the Moron Log if I've ever heard it!

(Made all the funnier because it wasn't ME that did it - this time.   It's always heartening that I'm not the ONLY idiot on the planet.   May be the worst of them, or would that be the best of them?   But not the only one, anyway.)

(This was stolen (without permission) from off of FB from a friend ( Read more... )

"Once this ad ends you'll be returned to your LiveJournal experience."

Ptooey!  If you cared about my “experience”, you'd put the ad at the END, so I could ignore it completely.  I'd even be happier if you just said, “Once this ad ends, you'll be returned to LiveJournal.”   Look, LJ, (or Facebook, or YouTube) I know you have to make money, and at ( Read more... )

So I'm on Facebook, wasting my life away, right?   And one of those useless ads on the side is for an "Escape a Day Contest".   You're supposed to write a story to win.   Presumably they mean for the winners to go to some exotic locale or big city and spend a weekend having fun.  But the destination being touted was DETROIT !  Hahahaha!  DETROIT ( Read more... )