Any Pairing, Any Fandom, Anything Goes Ilu Fest
GOOD MORNING VALENTINERS. If you did not see this coming, well....niether did I.
~♥~ANYTHING GOES ILU FEST~♥~
MSN recently posted this: 23 Ways to Say "I Love You," which I will copy/paste below.
1. You are the syrup on my waffles.
2. Um. So. Yeah. 100%.
3. I don't care if I have to wield a pitchfork with one hand, and a roaring chainsaw with the other, no zombies will ever eat your brains. Not while I live.
4. My pillows smell so much better when you've slept on them.
5. I read every single one of your tweets.
6. I wish you were key-chain sized. I'd put you in my pocket and take you everywhere.
7. Even if you forget who I am when we're old and fat, I'll still come to visit you and read your stuff, just like in that stupid movie that always makes you cry.
8. If you want to be with another guy, that's totally cool. I'll just spend the rest of my life sitting on a bar stool, nursing a beer and hoping the glow of the jukebox playing our song over and over masks my red, swollen eyes.
9. From the moment I met you, I've wanted you and that hasn't changed. Never will.
10. I have brought you meat, the roses of the caveman! Now, I will make FIRE!
11. I had this dream the other night. I was stumbling through a forest at night. It was dark and I couldn't see where I was going and in the distance I could hear wolves howling. Then the cloud cleared and the moon illuminated a path to a village. Only it wasn't a moon. It was your beautiful face, glowing silver against the night sky. What the heck do you think THAT means?
12. I am a grown man, but I have to be honest: you're my personal night light.
13. G'head. Take the last beer.
14. Here's a baseball bat. Just hide it under your bed while I'm away on business.
15. As a Vulcan, I recognize the significance of a quickened heartbeat, sweaty palms and heightened activity in my brain's pleasure centers when you are around. However, I do not fully comprehend why I feel compelled to kiss you nonstop. I find it … fascinating.
16. I am perfectly happy co-depending on you.
17. When I was a kid, there was this amusement park that had a ride that would spin you around really fast. It was so much fun. I'd ride that thing all day, and every time I'd get off it, I'd be laughing but thinking I was going to puke. All day long: laughing while on the verge of vomiting. That's how I feel right now.
18. Your face tastes like cake and dynamite. Dynacake!
19. I have a lifetime subscription to You Magazine, the magazine about you, for me. By the way, you look stunning on the cover, just like every month.
20. You had me at, "Who are you?"
21. I wrote you this poem: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art so hot."
22. I want to be your personal airbag.
23. I know.
The object of this Meme: To spread the love, through all the pairings of fandom!
STEP ONE: Leave a prompt, as so, with the number above and pairing you'd like to see:
PROMPT: #3, Abraham Lincoln/Jane Austen
STEP TWO: FILL A PROMPT! As so:
FILLED: #3, Abraham Lincoln/Jane Austen [title]
It's as simple as that!
RULES:
♥ No bashing. If it's not your pairing, scroll on, bbs, I'm sure you'll find it!
♥ Write to your heart's content!
♥ PIMP LIKE THE WIND!
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~♥~ANYTHING GOES ILU FEST~♥~
Aaaaaaaaand GO!
ETA: You can prompt as much as you like! :DDD Just try not to prompt a # and a Pairing that's already been prompted before!