an assortment of sleep-deprived letters to people i do not even know. yes. assortment = 2
Dear T-Hard,
I have found your soulmate. His name is Cosmo Jarvis. He is British, has your lips, your adolescent sense of humor, and makes ill-advised youtube videos of himself. Only, his are usually musical. Ish.
Anyway, this is him:
This is you:
Once more with feeling. Him:
You:
Just in case there was any confusion.
This is a picture of him kissing a dude:
If you wanted to make sure. Thank you for using our services here at MailOrderLad.Net, feel free to let us know if there are any problems, and please, do refer us to your friends. We hope you will be very happy together.
Sincerely,
The Staff
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Dear Plato,
Die. Horribly. In a fire. You arrogant prick.
xoxo,
klu
I have found your soulmate. His name is Cosmo Jarvis. He is British, has your lips, your adolescent sense of humor, and makes ill-advised youtube videos of himself. Only, his are usually musical. Ish.
Anyway, this is him:
This is you:
Once more with feeling. Him:
You:
Just in case there was any confusion.
This is a picture of him kissing a dude:
If you wanted to make sure. Thank you for using our services here at MailOrderLad.Net, feel free to let us know if there are any problems, and please, do refer us to your friends. We hope you will be very happy together.
Sincerely,
The Staff
~
Dear Plato,
Die. Horribly. In a fire. You arrogant prick.
xoxo,
klu