The purity ring GLEAMS
Few things:
First order of business - go read this fic. It's Sam Winchester/Nicholas Jonas, and it's ridiculously damn hot. Let me tell you why: think of how BIG Sam is. He is 6'4 (or 6'5) and built like a brick wall. Now think of Nick Jonas, who, as far as I can gather, is 5'6 and built like...well, like a 16 year old boy. Now put them in bed together. THAT is why it's so hot, JAY-sus.
Second order of business - look at this picture. Go ahead, take your time. Done? Ok, now go read THIS fic, which is about those two boys having a threesome with a random girl. If I am a good person for the rest of my life and die and don't go to hell for fetishising teenage boys, this is what my heaven will be like. Also, wasn't I JUST complaining about the lack of threesome fic? Alright, I'm always complaining about that, but still, this time someone came through. Awesomely.
Third order of business: Goddamn Sookie Stackhouse. I just finished mainlining the first season of True Blood and this morning I had a DREAM that I was having a THREESOME with BILL AND ERIC. SIIIIIIIGH. That's some fucked up shit, right there. UGH. And it was all EPIC, there was this big backstory where Bill and I were in love (I can't remember if I was ACTUALLY Sookie or not) but he'd vanished so me and Eric were...getting MARRIED, I think, but def. getting it ON, and then BILL shows up! And he's all angry/possesive, but I flounce off to an upstairs bedroom with Eric (??) and leave Bill behind, but I mutter "I wish he'd just join in" and of course Bill has both super vampire hearing AND super vampire speed so he zooms up the stairs while I'm making out with Eric and, well...joins in. It was pretty awesome. But then I woke up and had to laugh at myself for having a sex dream about Sookie fucking Stackhouse's boyfriends.
WEIRD.
Fourth order of business -
Nick Jonas? Pornographic.
--Beck
First order of business - go read this fic. It's Sam Winchester/Nicholas Jonas, and it's ridiculously damn hot. Let me tell you why: think of how BIG Sam is. He is 6'4 (or 6'5) and built like a brick wall. Now think of Nick Jonas, who, as far as I can gather, is 5'6 and built like...well, like a 16 year old boy. Now put them in bed together. THAT is why it's so hot, JAY-sus.
Second order of business - look at this picture. Go ahead, take your time. Done? Ok, now go read THIS fic, which is about those two boys having a threesome with a random girl. If I am a good person for the rest of my life and die and don't go to hell for fetishising teenage boys, this is what my heaven will be like. Also, wasn't I JUST complaining about the lack of threesome fic? Alright, I'm always complaining about that, but still, this time someone came through. Awesomely.
Third order of business: Goddamn Sookie Stackhouse. I just finished mainlining the first season of True Blood and this morning I had a DREAM that I was having a THREESOME with BILL AND ERIC. SIIIIIIIGH. That's some fucked up shit, right there. UGH. And it was all EPIC, there was this big backstory where Bill and I were in love (I can't remember if I was ACTUALLY Sookie or not) but he'd vanished so me and Eric were...getting MARRIED, I think, but def. getting it ON, and then BILL shows up! And he's all angry/possesive, but I flounce off to an upstairs bedroom with Eric (??) and leave Bill behind, but I mutter "I wish he'd just join in" and of course Bill has both super vampire hearing AND super vampire speed so he zooms up the stairs while I'm making out with Eric and, well...joins in. It was pretty awesome. But then I woke up and had to laugh at myself for having a sex dream about Sookie fucking Stackhouse's boyfriends.
WEIRD.
Fourth order of business -
Nick Jonas? Pornographic.
--Beck