The moscato says YES, POST THIS ENTRY, BECK! What a great idea!
So I think that it is the biggest irony in the world that I - a person who has consistently and fervantly proclaimed her love of threesomes in fic - am in the fandom of a band that consists of three brothers...and one of them is KEVIN JONAS.
WHY, GOD? WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?
I'm all "Yay! Threesomes are the BEST! I love threesomes! And it isn't just SEXUAL, I love all of the emotional dynamics inherent in a threesome relationship! I find it both fascinating AND arousing! HUZZAH!" and so God says "Yea, I give unto you Nick Jonas and his two brothers! (one is Kevin)" and I just sigh. A lot. Because I mean... I didn't buy Misha Collins' wife's book because I wanted juicy hints about his sex life, (In fact, I don't want to know anything about any of my celebrity crushes sex lives, ever) but because it looked FASCINATING. So where am I going to go for Jonas threesome fic, I ask?
(MISHA COLLINS! I'm telling you. I'm not having any bar of this ridic Misha fandom backlash either, by the way. Y'all are just bored over hiatus. Misha will wait.)
ANYWAY, here are some Jonas Brother's pics I have stolen over the last few days
!
THAT is the smirk that makes me want Nick-in-charge fic. If it weren't for that, I'd happily see out my days reading 'vulnerable, innocent Nick being corrupted by an older man' stories. As it is, those stories satisfy only a CERTAIN amount of my needs. Because the look on his face right there says "I have you wrapped around my little finger - you will do what I want, and you'll thank me for asking it of you. Now, say please."
...guh.
Just another version of the 'sweaty curls, sweaty collarbones, sweaty white tee-shirt' phase. It's not gonna get old. Let me draw your attention to those flushed cheeks, the skin glowing with perspiration (YES i just wrote that) and those ever-loving LIPS. Do you SEE those? GOOD.
Here is one I recently nabbed from novaberry . Are they singing the national anthem there? Will it offend all of my American friends if I say that they look like they're about to start making out right in the middle of the Star Spangled Banner? Because the way Joe is looking at his brother is NOT NORMAL. Joseph! What are you even THINKING. (Those baseball pics of Nick are really...uncomfortable-making).
I'm going to end this with possibly the best gif of Nick Jonas ever made. And then I'm going to go drink another half a bottle of wine and make up cracky Joe/Nick/Misha stories in my head.
Nick isn't really amused.
--Beck
WHY, GOD? WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?
I'm all "Yay! Threesomes are the BEST! I love threesomes! And it isn't just SEXUAL, I love all of the emotional dynamics inherent in a threesome relationship! I find it both fascinating AND arousing! HUZZAH!" and so God says "Yea, I give unto you Nick Jonas and his two brothers! (one is Kevin)" and I just sigh. A lot. Because I mean... I didn't buy Misha Collins' wife's book because I wanted juicy hints about his sex life, (In fact, I don't want to know anything about any of my celebrity crushes sex lives, ever) but because it looked FASCINATING. So where am I going to go for Jonas threesome fic, I ask?
(MISHA COLLINS! I'm telling you. I'm not having any bar of this ridic Misha fandom backlash either, by the way. Y'all are just bored over hiatus. Misha will wait.)
ANYWAY, here are some Jonas Brother's pics I have stolen over the last few days
!
THAT is the smirk that makes me want Nick-in-charge fic. If it weren't for that, I'd happily see out my days reading 'vulnerable, innocent Nick being corrupted by an older man' stories. As it is, those stories satisfy only a CERTAIN amount of my needs. Because the look on his face right there says "I have you wrapped around my little finger - you will do what I want, and you'll thank me for asking it of you. Now, say please."
...guh.
Just another version of the 'sweaty curls, sweaty collarbones, sweaty white tee-shirt' phase. It's not gonna get old. Let me draw your attention to those flushed cheeks, the skin glowing with perspiration (YES i just wrote that) and those ever-loving LIPS. Do you SEE those? GOOD.
Here is one I recently nabbed from novaberry . Are they singing the national anthem there? Will it offend all of my American friends if I say that they look like they're about to start making out right in the middle of the Star Spangled Banner? Because the way Joe is looking at his brother is NOT NORMAL. Joseph! What are you even THINKING. (Those baseball pics of Nick are really...uncomfortable-making).
I'm going to end this with possibly the best gif of Nick Jonas ever made. And then I'm going to go drink another half a bottle of wine and make up cracky Joe/Nick/Misha stories in my head.
Nick isn't really amused.
--Beck