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Jul 30, 2009 21:47

Today I had one of those days where everyone was taller than me.

Yes, the fact that I'm about 5'1 means that technically EVERY day is a day when the world is taller than me, but recently I've kind of been feeling it more. That's a bit emo for this LJ, though, so let's move on to Nick Jonas.

SO. Unfortunately, there is a really attractive guy at my gym who looks almost exactly like Nick Jonas. It's really awkward for me, because I'm there huffing and puffing on the weights or whatever and then NICK JONAS DOPPELGANGER walks past and distracts me. And then I berate myself for looking at someone just because he looks like Nick Jonas. IN MY DEFENSE, he doesn't look 16 (but then, neither does NickyJ). I'm pretty sure he's out of his teens. I think. (He has a really nice BODY and this curly hair that he hides under a cap. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh). (he looks even more like Nick Jonas than this guy in this NSFW gay porn picture does) (see how subtle I was about posting that?)

ALSO. I haven't been around for a bit, so I'm late to the Nick Jonas in his Baseball Uniform Party, BUT I would feel remiss in myself if I didn't post this photo of him looking all shattered and hot and sweaty and emo with his eyeblack and his little hat. UGH.

SEE?


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GOD. He's so WRECKED.

I'm PRETTY sure he must have just been eating a powdered doughnut as well. PRETTY SURE. I'm also pretty sure that just after the camera man put away his gear, Joe went up to Nick and sucked that powdered sugar off his lips. Like, 98% positive.

Ugh, it's raining and I haven't left my house except to go to work and then go to the gym straight from work and then go home again in, like...weeks? I mean, I'm been shopping and stuff, but yeah, no social interaction with people I'm not actively paid to interact with. SIGH. My pink dressing gown is getting very worn in. I don't WANT to turn into a crazy catlady! I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is going to push me outside and lock the door behind me one day soon. I'm just...very attached to my slippers right now, ok?

SIIIIGH.

OK. That's enough. I need to go to bed.

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