When I was ten and my brother was eight, I called 911 from our home phone. My parents were out, and we were making prank calls. ("Hello, Empire Carpets? I would like to buy a thousand carpets ( Read more... )

Title: Hand Over Hand
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/The Office
Pairing: Robin/Barney, Ted/Karen
Rating: PG
( Read more... )

Several disturbing things have happened to me in recent times. Here they are:

1. So I graduated from college and moved on to a much more exciting life, in which I bake lemon cakes, sleep a lot, and sometimes watch "Titanic" two nights in a row. YESSSS. I was supposed to live in Grinnell for the summer, but then it turned out that my life is a ( Read more... )

Title: Better Not Cry
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jim/Pam
Warning: This doesn't follow canon. I mean, it kind of does, but it's in a weird, sort of AU Office universe where Pam and Roy are still together. Basically the Christmas party that never happened.

( Read more... )

So, I've become a little obsessed with the four things meme. So based off an earlier conversation about Lucille Bluth having NO FEAR, I present my own 'four things', surely to be followed up with more if people give me suggestions ( Read more... )

( Because Spencer is too intimdating to write for right now, being that he has good taste and I don't even know how to spell )

Title: Afterwards
Rating: PG
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Dennis Creevey, Pansy Parkinson, Stan Shunpike, Percy Weasley, Cho Chang
Summary: Life doesn't end after the war.

( Afterwards )

Title: Stiff Upper Lip
Rating: PG
Characters: Augusta Longbottom
( Stiff Upper Lip )

Title: Backwards Down
Pairing: Regulus/Severus
Rating: PG
Summary: Everybody knows what happened to Regulus Black.

The boy with such sad wings should stay off tall buildings
And keep away from high wires;
There's no circus left to join
( Backwards Down )