Always the way: last Monday was the day that kind of set off a very bad week indeed, and when I came home there was a severe absence of crack-like fanfiction to help distract me and cheer me up ( Read more... )

Critisism is good. See if you can interpret ths poem.

Someone tell me this is a troll? Please? Someone? Anyone? Bueller?

I can't believe there are still fic writers out in the wild (and not just at The Pit) who spell it "Zander". Fail.

I am reading the most hi-larious thing, ever. Jack Harkness, married. In a monogamous relationship. I am falling off my seat. It probably helps that said girl is Dawn Summers. Who doesn't remember anything. I don't know if I'm meant to find it as funny as I do. Probably not ( Read more... )

I think I need an intervention.

Yesterday I found myself at The Pit reading bad Wicked fanfiction (post-Wicked and Son of a Witch involving Elphaba and Fiyero. Need I say more?).

Today I found myself there reading bad CSI GSR fanfiction.

I need to spend more time at calufrax, clearly. Or anywhere that has decent fanfiction that doesn't leave me in a ( Read more... )

Dear Fanfiction Writer,

Using Capital Letters To Start Every Word In Your Summary Will Not Make Me Read Your Fic. It Is Actually Amazingly Annoying. Really Only Just Behind All Caps.

Yours,
Smurfy.

I.... think I just managed to volunteer to write crossover and/or crackfic involving Martha Jones, Jack Harkness and Indiana Jones. This is why I need to think before I comment, people!

And I just watched Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time in years on Sunday

Question for me to mull over while eating dinner: Do I accept that the Buffy/Stargate (Mini!Team version) ficlet series is never going to be written beyond the first, and do I accept that I've pretty much given up on the "Four'n'Romana in 1970s Hogwarts" fic and post them for wip_amnesty? Or do I hide them and cringe further over my incredibly lack of ( Read more... )

Yarr, me'hearties, tis Talk Like A Pirate Day, argh!

...oh, screw it, I'm wearing my pirate-ish-something-maybe skirt, isn't that enough for you people?!My grandparents are coming to visit today. Yays? I haven't cleaned the toilet properly, which will be an issue when I get back home. But I'll be getting a lift back home with said grandparents ( Read more... )

Okay. Reading a random BtVS crossover fic and came across this line:

Severus Snape looked like the bad guy off the Smurfs*does not want to write/read crossover ( Read more... )