Because Dumbledore is totally the illegitimate off-spring of the Fourth Doctor
Question for me to mull over while eating dinner: Do I accept that the Buffy/Stargate (Mini!Team version) ficlet series is never going to be written beyond the first, and do I accept that I've pretty much given up on the "Four'n'Romana in 1970s Hogwarts" fic and post them for wip_amnesty? Or do I hide them and cringe further over my incredibly lack of serious characterisation (they're both bad!crack!fic... does that mean they need to be in character?) and pretend they were never even attempted? Such thoughts, such deep thoughts.