I DIDN'T WANT TO APPARATE ANYWAY!!!!

[purepansy]

PEOPLE MAKE THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF THE LITTLEST THINGS!!!! HONESTLY, WHAT'S A FEW BODY PARTS STREWN HERE AND THERE?!?! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I SAY. YES, IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT LARGER, MORE TERRIFYING BEASTS SEEM TO POP ABOUT WITHOUT IMPUNITY, WHILST THE SMALLER, MORE DELICATE HAVE TO FIGHT TO COME THROUGH IT ALL WITH ALL THEIR LIMBS AND GUTS

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[pure_nobility]

Well, Boot was seen torturing and killing animals with dark magic.

But I'm sorry about your Apparation Exam.

[purepansy]

BY WHO?!?! WHEN?!?!

IT'S A GOOD THING I'VE NEVER WANTED TO APPARATE ANYWAY!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Who do you think? It can only be one with super-vision aided by outsized specs.

It's true that there are plenty of other ways to get around the wizarding world. Maybe you ought to teach chuckdonna to fly.

[purepansy]

You don't believe him, do you?

No, until the inevitable time comes for me to be a steaming pile of guts in some field somewhere, I think I shall just Floo.

[nott_a_lot]

Have I read incorrectly, or do you think that you don't have anything to offer aside from outer beauty? Because that's not true.

[purepansy]

YOU THINK I'M UGLY TOO?!?!

[nott_a_lot]

Of course not.

I just think that, on top of outer beauty, you can offer your intellect.

[purepansy]

BECAUSE I QUITE THINK I'VE GROWN INTO MY NOSE BY NOW!!!!

I don't feel very intellectual at all!!!! An intellectual person CAN APPARATE!!!! And I don't even know what I want to do when I leave Hogwarts, and I don't even bloody care about N.E.W.T.s. I hardly think a person of great intellectual capacity wouldn't care about their N.E.W.T.s, and I'm certain they have career goals and future plans!!!!