I DIDN'T WANT TO APPARATE ANYWAY!!!!
PEOPLE MAKE THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF THE LITTLEST THINGS!!!! HONESTLY, WHAT'S A FEW BODY PARTS STREWN HERE AND THERE?!?! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I SAY. YES, IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT LARGER, MORE TERRIFYING BEASTS SEEM TO POP ABOUT WITHOUT IMPUNITY, WHILST THE SMALLER, MORE DELICATE HAVE TO FIGHT TO COME THROUGH IT ALL WITH ALL THEIR LIMBS AND GUTS INTACT!!!! PERHAPS THERE IS A REASON WHY THE SMALLER, MORE DELICATE AND UNDENIABLY ADORABLE CREATURES HAVE TO STRUGGLE MERELY TO SURVIVE INTACT.
I don't know why this is so. But it is so. I expect that creatures who have nothing to offer aside from their outer beauty deserve nothing more than to be left alone somewhere, chopped to bits. For what purpose is there for a creature that does nothing except cast a pleasing picture in its wake? THAT'S RIGHT!!!! NOTHING!!!! I WONDER IF THE CREATURES EVER REALISE HOW SHALLOW THEIR EXISTENCE IS?!?! FOR WHAT OTHER PURPOSE COULD THERE BE FOR SUCH THINGS, THAN OOOing AND AHHing AND THEN CHOPPING THEM UP INTO BITS?!?!
WHO CARES ABOUT APPARATING ANYWAY?!?! I'VE GOTTEN ALONG JUST FINE THESE SEVENTEEN AND A HALF YEARS WITHOUT IT, SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. I AM HAPPY TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH BOO HAGS AND LETHIFOLDS AND ELEPHANT-POODLE CROSSBREEDS, AND WHEN I LEAVE HOGWARTS I SHALL HAVE TO ANSWER ONLY TO MYSELF AND I DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO DO THAT.
By the way, did something happen? Everyone seems to be on about something.
I don't know why this is so. But it is so. I expect that creatures who have nothing to offer aside from their outer beauty deserve nothing more than to be left alone somewhere, chopped to bits. For what purpose is there for a creature that does nothing except cast a pleasing picture in its wake? THAT'S RIGHT!!!! NOTHING!!!! I WONDER IF THE CREATURES EVER REALISE HOW SHALLOW THEIR EXISTENCE IS?!?! FOR WHAT OTHER PURPOSE COULD THERE BE FOR SUCH THINGS, THAN OOOing AND AHHing AND THEN CHOPPING THEM UP INTO BITS?!?!
WHO CARES ABOUT APPARATING ANYWAY?!?! I'VE GOTTEN ALONG JUST FINE THESE SEVENTEEN AND A HALF YEARS WITHOUT IT, SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. I AM HAPPY TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH BOO HAGS AND LETHIFOLDS AND ELEPHANT-POODLE CROSSBREEDS, AND WHEN I LEAVE HOGWARTS I SHALL HAVE TO ANSWER ONLY TO MYSELF AND I DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO DO THAT.
By the way, did something happen? Everyone seems to be on about something.