Me: [calling a student by name, asks her to sit down ( Read more... )

Peggy: I can't believe you just said "secret lesbian vocative codes."
Courtney: I can't believe you just repeated me like you didn't hear what I said ( Read more... )

Oh, maaaaaaaan. I really had such a good day subbing at LN today! OH MSDLT PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB IN YOUR SCHOOLS. I love them. I love them ( Read more... )

Also, memo: next time, be sure you check what time the school you're subbing in starts in the morning, if only because the difference might not be 7:30 vs. 7:45... the school might just not even start until 8, and then? THEN! You could've slept for an entire 'nother HOUR!

What a birthday gift that would've been ( Read more... )

Hey there. Some of you may or may not know about this already, but I am having a dinner party on Thursday. I'm going to pretend to be a real grownup, so it will involve cleaning up my apartment as well as cooking lots of things ( Read more... )

Adventures in Substitute Teaching ( Read more... )

[computer class]

Student at one computer: [motions other student over and shows him what is clearly a scantily-clad woman]
Peggy: Okay, guys. While I'm sure that's very educational, I think we both know it isn't school-appropriate.
Students: ^_^;;;


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I am now a substitute teacher for the Lawrence Township Metropolitan School District.

Now all I need to do is manage to work at least three days a week, and I can continue living in the style to which I have become accustomed. Bagel sandwiches and cheap wine for everyone!!