"I am stoned and eating BK at the airport" - Maeg

After spending two years in Newton Corner, the wife and I will be moving. Moving. Always moving! This will be our 11th move in the last seven years -- including a cross-country trek in a minivan full of crap and a litterbox. This time? We're just moving to the other side of Boston ( Read more... )

Tron: do you remember when I woke up screaming from my dream ( Read more... )

Woo and hoo! Heading out to California on Thursday with el wife to the in-laws. I'm excited for the following reasons:

#1: I am not a complete fatty (don't get me wrong, I'm still a fatty) and will actually be able to enjoy myself (and others) instead of feeling like crap. I have lost forty-eight pounds since January (when I began monitoring cals ( Read more... )

Rachel: do i want a 10.00 salad ( Read more... )

It just occurred to me that I have vacation/sick time again! It also occurred to me that I've already used one paid vacation day for January 2nd. And I took January 16th off unpaid as Maeg and I will be holed up at the Salem Inn for three days and two nights. The weather will surely be unkind to our fingers and toes, but who needs to go outside? ( Read more... )

Let it snow, let is snow, let it snow ( Read more... )

Rachel: eww i feel yucky
Tron: why do you feel yucky?
Rachel: Cos of the dunkin donuts thing
Tron: cuz of the sammy?
Rachel: because there was a pic of you on the sammie and i ate it
Tron: HEY
Rachel: wut? i mean, it ate it because it had a pic of you on it
Rachel: it just happened to make me sick
Rachel: totally coincidental
Tron: Yeah huh

NEVER ( Read more... )

Tron: it is so fucking cold outside
Me: I get to wait for my bus in it
Me: In the dark
Tron: it'll be a fast ride
Tron: and then i'll have dinner for you!
Me: Your mom is a fast ride
Tron: ROFLMAO

How is it that I have work today? Seriously. I work for an eCom company who's starting to outsource not only data entry, but also customer service (which happens to be the backbone of the company and a scary thought in and of itself). I'm not sure why everyone else has to be here all the damn time. Granted, I had (past tense) twenty paid and ( Read more... )