- Holy shit, this year is flyingggggg ( Read more... )

HAIR CUT = SCARE CUT.

That is all.

I just want one fucking day where no one asks anything of me.

Just one fucking day.

( Most favorite thing ever! )

Blah. It's so shitty out. I usually don't mind overcast, but it rained yesterday and it's going to rain today and it's fucking humid as hell. It's pretty annoying. I miss the blue skies and the dry heat and the hot sun shadowing my every move. I miss sleeping like a crack baby and waking up uber refreshed at 6:30 or 7am every morning. I miss the ( Read more... )

Woo and hoo! Heading out to California on Thursday with el wife to the in-laws. I'm excited for the following reasons:

#1: I am not a complete fatty (don't get me wrong, I'm still a fatty) and will actually be able to enjoy myself (and others) instead of feeling like crap. I have lost forty-eight pounds since January (when I began monitoring cals ( Read more... )

The weather has been absolutely gorgeous for the past few days. I haven't seen the 80's since September (scary for a few reasons...). The following happened between Wednesday night and Friday evening ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when I wake up, the first thought that runs through my head is, 'Welcome to another work week. How am I going to do this for the next forty-years...?'

FORTY YEARS.

Needless to say, it puts a damper on your day.

Silly LJ. I forgot all about you for a while. I wasn't receiving annoying LJ updates or comment notifications. What a dumby head ( Read more... )

My ass has been on fire for the last week+ due to approaching freelance deadlines. It's been brutal. I've wanted to cry and/or commute homicide multiple times thus far. On top of the freelance (which is my fault because I can't seem to turn down a single project), I am trying to balance the mundanity of the 9-5 workload, exercise at least 45 ( Read more... )