( Do you have fifty bucks I can borrow? )

Setting: Sitting at computer serenading earshot victims with an operatic rendition of 'Heal the World'

Me: (to Maeg) Why did you feed me Starbucks!
Maeg: Oh, whatever. You'll take a shit and fall asleep soon.

Touché, touché.

( Too hilarious to pass up. )

I once did some freelance work for a German woman who collected Olympic memorabilia. She was my first 'real' freelance client back in Washington. Maeg used to bring me to her house in Camas and drive around the block until I was done ( Read more... )