Have you ever been doing laundry at 2 AM? And then did you turn around to see someone wrapped up in a blanket? Inside a dryer? Reading the Bible? Upside down?

I have.

Good thing his friend was making a video of it or no one would believe me.

Bible-dryer boy insisted, adamently, that he was not drunk.

I'm on a happiness high right now for many reasons ( Read more... )

I danced in the rain on my balcony in my bathing suit with Caitlin. I love thunderstorms.

They have owls here.

Owls that hoot a lot. In the day time. In the night time. While I'm in the shower. While I'm trying to read. While I'm walking to class. While I'm brushing my teeth.

Don't worry though, smlyctwntstopee is going to shoot them for me. We're friends again, at least for the five minute period in which the birds die.So I have decided that, ( Read more... )

So there was this giant spider (named Fantastica) in our kitchen today and I said to it:

I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive?

She returned, quite nastily:

Something is wrong in your brain.

Then I put her on the balcony. To show her who was boss.

More poetry that I wrote in class. smlyctwntstopee wanted me to post it so she could find and then save it forever and ever or possibly make fun of it forever and ever. Or more possibly, both ( Read more... )

So, do you want the short version or the long version? The long version? Too bad. Short it is ( Read more... )