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[protects_her]

THE NEXT GENERATION MEME
Which still has nothing to do with Star Trek. Shush.
HOW YOU DO IT:
→Comment with a list of your characters!
→Other people respond to your comment with a pairing (likely or unlikely) of one of your characters + another character→Kapoof! Those two characters are now the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy, girl, or thing

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[misterblackbird]

♛ Cain Hargreaves || misterblackbird
♞ Cowboy Yojimbo || withloadedguns
♟ Maria Ushiromiya || agoodchild who is, n.b., magically now a grown-up for the sake of this meme

[immortaltwat]

Cowboy + Stephen Stills.

[withloadedguns]

They had a kid during a curse. Sort of. His name was Alejandro and he was an EPIC MESSENGER HAWK that they used for tracking and coordinating their bounty hunting activities between the wanderings of our nameless man here and Stephen's distinctly lawless boarding house (Stephen got news and locations, Nameless Guy got the hits and the rewards--which he brought back to split). It was quite a scheme they had worked out, and Alejandro played a key role. He even had a little perch that fit on the side of No-Name's saddle so he could ride along. Sure, he was a hawk, but he was their hawk.

Okay okay okay... (I'm going to use that set-up, though, for the rest of this...)

Name: It's a boy! Stephen would probably get to pick his name, but in my mind it would be one of those old-fashioned boy's names that gets shortened really easily. Like John (Jack, Johnny), Joseph (Joe), Michael (Mike), Franklin (Frank), Jacob (Jake), Caleb (Cabe), Bartholomew (Bat, Bart), Benjamin (Ben). Something like that. So it sounds respectable at full

[withloadedguns]

Circumstances of Conception: AS established already, Stephen is the mother. Don't ask how it works. It's big medicine or something. So, anyway... Some time just after the Civil War (so, say, 1865 and post-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly), with the $100,000 in gold now hidden, spent, buried, deposited, given away, or otherwise handled (what plot hole?), Our Man rides into a town wherein a boarding house has just been inherited by one, Stephen Stills (from an uncle who probably died in a brawl in that same house). After coming in and cleaning the place out (look, every single man in there was worth more than a few dollars dead, all right?), a partnership is formed. The place is already popular with the no-good and the low-down, so they use the place as bait to lure one gang or other in, or they get everyone in it drunk enough so that they spill where someone or other is, and Stephen minds the house while Nameless Man collects the bounty. It works brilliantly. Although, you know, Stephen gets a bit envious that his partner there

[immortaltwat]

Nathan Young || immortaltwat
Shaz Granger || braveasalion

[dulcisnuntius]

Nathan + Dulcie

HOW MUCH COULD THEY FUCK UP ONE CHILD?

[immortaltwat]

Name: Katie Marwa Merryn Young (They used a baby name generator until they found one Nathan thought was funny enough and Dulcie thought was cute enough. Luckily, she still managed to end up with a common enough first name.)

Appearance/Description: She's inherited Nathan's hair and height, although her features are much more like her mum's. She's also rather taken to Dulcie's idea of fashion, usually dressing in a similar style and starting to dye her her bright pink as soon as her parents decide she's old enough, though at some point in her early teens she decides to switch out for purple. She does keep her hair longer than Dulcie, though, for maximum crazy.

Personality/Temperament: Growing up in a family where the main emphasis is to be as ridiculous as possible, Katie is far from conventional. She had a hard time adjusting to school and how exactly you're supposed to act around authority, but having managed to pick up more of her mum's friendly personality than her dad's abrasiveness she didn't find it too difficult to start

[totallyinaband]

BESTEST BABY.

[primrosella]

◇ Princess Rosella | primrosella
◇ Finnick Odair | protects_her

(Or, if you actually remember the kid shenanigans from the last time we did this meme and just want to ask me a bunch of ridiculous questions about those existing kidlets, feel free to do that, too. o/)

[misterblackbird]

Care to elaborate any further (if that's humanly possible) on the royal children of these two?

1/2, naturally, because I am tl;dr

[primrosella]

CAW, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Okay, so the thirty-second rundown for those playing along at home who weren't onboard for the ridiculous roller-coaster ride of shenanigans that was Rosella and Cain's kid:

Cain leaves the City, Rosella goes with him back to London, she hates it a whole lot but such is life, they have a bunch of illicit encounters in the Scandalous Rendezvous House on the other side of Cain's property, magic ends up calling Rosella home, she jumps into a fountain and lands in Daventry, several months later there is a SURPRISE BABY BOY. Who grows up to be basically one of the greatest magicians alive. Who then finds his way back to London and gets up to SHENANIGANS. And makes Crehador's life miserable in the process, whee.

SO ANYWAY. I think about the only thing I haven't really elaborated on with this kid is...what he ends up doing when he stops running around causing massive property damage in London. >> DUDE'S GOTTA SETTLE DOWN SOMETIME. And I think it gets kind of interesting because for all that he technically holds claim

[primrosella]

So ultimately, I don't think Kit ends up inheriting Daventry, even though it's his birthright. Instead what probably happens is that Alexander and Cassima have two kids (quite possibly twins), and then one inherits the Green Isles and the other gets Daventry after Rosella surrenders the crown, and Kit just sort of subtly sidesteps the line of succession that way. I think he'd be good at being king, but I don't think it'd make him happy. Kit's all about personal potential and self-made choices, and the person he's made himself into just isn't best suited to being a reigning king. He's much better off with the freedom to move around, have adventures (he is his mother's son), right wrongs, be wizardly, make Crehador's life miserable, and sort of enjoy both of his birthrights (London and Daventry) while officially laying claim to neither. He's a kid that straddles two worlds, and I think he likes it that way

[allthefeelings]

Campbell Bain | loonyandproud
Rory Williams | waitsforever
Eridan Ampora | allthefeelings

[misterblackbird]

Rory + Amy = CHILDREN

Tell me more! (Yes, I went for the obvious, but, whatever.)

[immortaltwat]

Campbell + Stephen Stills.

[heelsandlaw]

YES LEAH, tell us about Amy and Rory's child(ren).

[totallyinaband]

Stephen Stills || totallyinaband
Dulcie the Magnificent || dulcisnuntius

[immortaltwat]

Stephen Stills + Stephen Stills.

(I'll stop asking everyone about Stephen Stills' babies now, I promise.)

Oh, and give Dulcie and Nathan another child.

[dulcisnuntius]

Stephen Stills + Stephen Stills as in him twice, or Stephen and Stephen!two, or Stephen and the original Stephen Stills?

[immortaltwat]

Idk. Whichever. I just said Stephen Stills to everyone else, so Stephen Stills twice only seemed to be fitting.