You know there is something incredibly wrong when a perfectly normal, well-written, shipping fic with a popular pairing gets a lot fewer reviews than reader-insert fics ( Read more... )

Do whatever the fuck you want with these characters. Lord know I can't stop your self-insert fics, your pathetic reader/canon fics, your filthy confessions and all the other shit you wouldn't really expect from a series about PERSONIFIED COUNTRIES who would most likely regard having sex with their citizens as having sex with their own children ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I ranted about something. And I need to vent.

So... Hetalia Dirty Confessions. They're all the rage on Tumblr now. I know fully well YKINMK, but, Jesus Christ... Some people are just fucked up. Really. I don't really want to make it a habit of scrolling through any given tag and happening on the BT3 + Italies gangbanging ( Read more... )

So... I've just seen the first two episodes of the sixth series of Doctor Who ( Read more... )

There are some pairings I've given up trying to grin and bear. They make me feel a visceral, deep-rooted nausea. They make me physically sick, in a way completely antipodial to how my OTPs make me feel (which is a happiness and swelling of my heart I'm quite sure no RL relationship could make me feel). I realise I'm hugely overreacting over ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in a while, so it's time to be an entitled whiny brat again! <3

Google, you SUCK. Why the hell is the first thing I find when looking for GerIta is (badly-written and OOC) Germancest? NO, I AM NOT GOING TO START SHIPPING GERMANY AND PRUSSIA BECAUSE YOU TELL ME TO.
And of course Germany would hold Italy against the wall by the ( Read more... )

Inspired by a rant on fanficrants.

Blaise Zabini is a BLACK MALE. NOT A WHITE FEMALE. Blaise, like Aubrey, is a boy's name. It's not even unisex like Evelyn or Vivian. I have no idea why anyone could think they're girls' names, but worse things happen at sea. I'd also like to know where the fuck people got the idea he was white from. Ok, I did see ( Read more... )

I'm in love with the Assassin's Creed kink meme. Really, I love that Altaïr/Malik is more popular than Altaïr/Maria, which is canon. I am a happy little fangirl ( Read more... )

Ok, screw patriotism... IT'S RANT TIME!I like Hetalia. Hetalia is the perfect fandom to splice with anything you could possibly think of: mythology, history, a thousand different genres and other fandoms, from Star Trek to Harry Potter to Naruto. It's an AU- and crossoverist's wet dream ( Read more... )

Sharks kill about four people a year.
Humans kill one hundred and for million sharks a year. For delusional fuckwits who would rather poison themselves than take Viagra.

Yeah, I'm on the sharks' side...


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