Me: Did you just belch at me??

Her: What? Of course not! *excuse me*

This txt conversation left me shaking my head in amazement.

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Here's a gem from a student discussing balloons and bowling balls in zero gravity.

"There wouldn't be any mass differentiation. Because inertia doesn't work in space, duh."

In computer class, I'm teaching about different display technologies and just gave the students a quiz. One student wrote this under the abbreviations section:

"LCD = Little Crystal Dudes"

I made sushi for some of my students tonight. They were curious about the wasabi paste and wanted to prove they were tough, so I let them try it. Most of them ran screaming outside. >:D ( Read more... )

Freshman: "Arkansas is, like, a real country. Not like here."

Or, "Students Say the Dumbest Things"...


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"It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out nor more doubtful of success nor more dangerous to handle than to initiate a new order of things."

Machiavelli (1446-1507)

"Sometimes it requires a little intelligence to be offended in the right way."

Her: "I always talk about myself in third person."

Me: "Oh really?"

Her: "Um... errr.. Yes! She does."