I made sushi for some of my students tonight. They were curious about the wasabi paste and wanted to prove they were tough, so I let them try it. Most of them ran screaming outside. >:D
"Gah! If sin had a food, that would be it."
"Why is that even a food??"
"Ahhh! It's like satan crawling around in my mouth!"
"Evil green demon goo... People EAT this??"
"It tastes like burning!"
"I hate you!!!!"
"What is that? Acid??"
*cough cough* "WATER!!!"