I found a reason to quit you.
I'm leaving you for Google Reader.
Don't start that crying shit.
If you still love me and want me to know about your life,
send me a comment and I'll still read.

I wrote a letter to make things better.
Went to work, still waiting for a reply.
"we should probably just be friends."
Thanks for understanding, as usual.

is the wine and cheese reception with Crispin Porter and Bogusky, that I am super excited about ( Read more... )

TO THE UNIVERSE: Lauren posted this. It is fake. If this actually happened I would call someone. Love you all ( Read more... )

have not happened in a while because I haven't updated my livejournal and if bad things happened i would post them here because that's what this lj is for and it hasn't happened so I haven't posted ( Read more... )

we learned that nothing make you wish you were anorexic...
more than your father telling you, "You've really blown up."

I still can't catch a fucking break ( Read more... )

Life has decided to throw some KO punches.

Jesus loves me...
not often but sometimes.
Take for instance the class I have to take over...
I thought I had Advertising Research from 8-12.
Turns out it's just 830-10.
Suh-weet.

I invited Steve into my home ( Read more... )