You know what...
TO THE UNIVERSE: Lauren posted this. It is fake. If this actually happened I would call someone. Love you all.
I had the worst day evar.
My mom told me that they don't have enough money to get me a new macbook pro.
So they're just going to give me a crappy refurbished one from Dell.
I bought a new bike, but someone stole it...
while I was on it.
That's right, yesterday evening I got mugged.
I didn't have anything with me except my Zune.
Which he stole.
And it had all of my Smashing Pumpkins music on it, because I can't access my files on my computer...
because it's being shitty.
Which is why I needed a new laptop to begin with.
And on top of all that...
this morning I went running after I went to Starbucks.
Because I was all hopped up on caffeine...
and I fell down. Hard.
And broke my clavicle.
Then while I was lying there on the side of the road, trying to get up
I almost got hit by a cap metro bus.
Fucking bastards.
So...
In the hospital they patched me up and gave me drugs.
And then Sean called and broke up with me.
But I don't really care right now because Lauren came over to take care of me
And she's awesome
So we drank some Mexican rum and she and I took one of my painkillers and it got us so high...
Which is just perfect.
I think I'm going to go make a venison meatloaf...
I had the worst day evar.
My mom told me that they don't have enough money to get me a new macbook pro.
So they're just going to give me a crappy refurbished one from Dell.
I bought a new bike, but someone stole it...
while I was on it.
That's right, yesterday evening I got mugged.
I didn't have anything with me except my Zune.
Which he stole.
And it had all of my Smashing Pumpkins music on it, because I can't access my files on my computer...
because it's being shitty.
Which is why I needed a new laptop to begin with.
And on top of all that...
this morning I went running after I went to Starbucks.
Because I was all hopped up on caffeine...
and I fell down. Hard.
And broke my clavicle.
Then while I was lying there on the side of the road, trying to get up
I almost got hit by a cap metro bus.
Fucking bastards.
So...
In the hospital they patched me up and gave me drugs.
And then Sean called and broke up with me.
But I don't really care right now because Lauren came over to take care of me
And she's awesome
So we drank some Mexican rum and she and I took one of my painkillers and it got us so high...
Which is just perfect.
I think I'm going to go make a venison meatloaf...