Within the first 20 minutes of being out tonight, I was surely heading for a sad and lonely end of the night. Well, it is lonely (aside from my cats) but not sad ( Read more... )

Have any of you ever been so drunk that while taking a pisser, you started doing Tai-Chi with any free limbs you have available?

No?

Ok, because neither have I.

I'm drunk right now. Had a good dosage of "99 Apples" and that rotgut they call "Bacardi Limon". I must say the latter goes down much easier after you've been drinking the former. Either way, the chick below my apartment was having loud sex and it bothered me 'coz it reminded me of what I cannot have now (or what I probably will ever ( Read more... )