I want you to think back to an early childhood memory: your fourth birthday. I still remember mine despite all the booze and caffeine in years since. It was a sunny June day in my backyard. The sun beat down on the grass, mingling with shade provided by the two 30 foot tall Ash trees and their leaves. Enjoying being the center of attention and ( Read more... )

Wine tastes best when drunk directly from the bottle, with a hint of a loved-ones saliva.

Srsly, is every woman on some sort of medication? It's like, oh, this one is clinically depressed, this one is bi-polar, this one has daddy issues ( Read more... )

Doing chores after knocking back a few beers on an empty stomach always makes things more interesting, don't you think?

Yesterday, for the first time, I really felt like I was part of Downtown.

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I now have a goal while here in Detroit and that is to find some bar or club that offers free or no cover while putting forth $1 draft specials. I've already found a spot for Tuesday, the Cass Cafe. The plus side is that it's from 5 'till close at 2am. The down side is that it's only PBR and Killian's Red ( Read more... )

Is it healthy? No ( Read more... )

I just want to proclaim my love for The Beer Depot in downtown Ann Arbor. Why? Well, they just charged me $8 for a fifth of 99 Oranges which normally costs $18. I have $8 on my receipt for the transaction I made with my debit card. I suppose that they could have made a mistake somewhere and actually have charged me $18 but when I show the proof ( Read more... )

Ever since a friend introduced me to 99 Apples (a 99 proof liqueur) I've been searching for good mixers to pair with it as it's already sugary taste and strong flavour should make it a bit more maskable than other liquors.

While poking around The Beer Depot one day, I spied a bottle of 99 Blackberries. Seeing the word "berries" and being a lover ( Read more... )

..but my fingers are too juvenile to put them into words ( Read more... )