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Best Twilight Parody
This is one the best Twilight parodies I've ever seen. NSFW for language!!
The Jacob and Edward in this video are so hot. And I love Edward's little hiss at 2:50. LMAO!
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New Moon Review
Hilarious review for New Moon.
Unfiltered because I want to remind people that I DO have a Twilight filter. If you hate Twilight and do not want to read my squee posts about it, please comment and I will add you to the filter. -
Parody Time
- My header still said "Happy Halloween" on it, so I thought it was time to change it. It's now filled with Dean/Jo sappiness from "Abandon All Hope."
- I found this on my flist and it made my lmfao. Twilight lovers and haters alike will like this, I hope. It's How Twilight Should Have Ended with a bonus scene after the credits.
- And some more ( Read more... )
- My header still said "Happy Halloween" on it, so I thought it was time to change it. It's now filled with Dean/Jo sappiness from "Abandon All Hope."
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Joke of the Day
Great for Twilight haters and Twilight fans with a sense of humor. I laughed so hard, my head started hurting!
Q: How many Twilight characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it'll take Stephenie Meyer five pages to describe how they do it. -
[An Unfiltered Twilight Post] New Moon in 60 Seconds
NEW MOON IN 60 SECONDS
By Phoenix39 aka Jane
Summary: New Moon. If you’ve read it, you should know.
Warning: SPOILERS!!!
Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer.
( It begins on the day that most kids look forward to most, but Bella dreaded: the 18th birthday! ) -
[Fanfic] Twilight: Apple Scented Body Butter (E/B)
Title: Apple Scented Body Butter
Author: Jane aka phoenix39
Rated: G
Word Count: 611
Summary: Edward and Bella go to the mall, where Bella explains to Edward that body butter is not really butter. Yeah, this is kind of corny.
Notes: Emily and I were at the mall and had Twilight on the brainzzz and this fic kind of wrote itself. It's dedicated to ( Read more... )
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