Great for Twilight haters and Twilight fans with a sense of humor. I laughed so hard, my head started hurting!

Q: How many Twilight characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it'll take Stephenie Meyer five pages to describe how they do it.

Q: How do you piss off Lady Gaga?
A: Poker face (Poke 'er face)

Poker face? I hardly know her! :p

(  If you live in Chicagoland, you MUST read this and laugh your ass off )

I know I have been somewhat of a post-whore today, and I'm sorry. Only not really. This is some hilarious shit! Read it, bitches!

(  Bottle of wine )

If your kids give you a fit about getting their haircut, try this little bit of negotiation with them ( Read more... )

Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever ( Read more... )