An ex and I once had a protracted discussion on whether, when utilising the severed arm of your foe as a weapon, you'd use the upper arm bit or the hand bit as a handle. On the one hand (heh), the logical answer seems to be to hold on to the hand-end and to use the larger, musclier part (we eventually settled on calling it "the wet end") to beat ( Read more... )

So I cannot wait for my First Evil Corporate Paycheck, if only because I have a wicked lack of work-appropriate clothes. A stocktaking sesh revealed that 99% of my clothes fall broadly under the three headings "slutty", "old rugby jerseys", and "underwear". The last 1% consists of like, prom dresses. I have taken to borrowing from my mother's ( Read more... )

Did you feel like a real manly man, timing your laps so that you kicked off exactly as I did, then overtaking me and standing smugly at the ends waiting for me to catch up? I hope it did, your front crawl against my breast stroke, I hope you felt like a reeeeal big guy. Oh and by the way, I noticed you quit about fifteen laps into my FIFTY, so - ( Read more... )

How much do I love that the unspoken message in Lee Hsien Loong's little speech seems to be "let's milk the gays for all the money they can give Singapore, but GOD FORBID that we're seen to tolerate their lifestyles in any way, shape, or form"? Because it always, always comes down to the money here ( Read more... )

Come the glorious revolution, not a single one of the MRT-riding, olfactory organ-assaulting, loud cellphone conversation-carrying, screaming child-enabling masses will be spared. Take a collective goddamn bath, y'all. And don't have kids.

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A friend and I just had an incredibly long discussion about chivalry. Without going too much into the merits of the discussion (because I don't get his side at all, and plus it's really late), I personally find chivalry incredibly condescending. To clarify, let's just distinguish chivalry from courtesy - that being politeness that would extend from ( Read more... )

See, I was going to start off this post with "I'm so annoyed," but then I realised that since "annoyance at the world" is pretty much my default state of being, I should probably rephrase that a little.

So. Today I'm annoyed because: well, pick one. There's the asstastic way they've combined the Chinese New Year break with our term break, forcing ( Read more... )

Some people really ought to get a personality of their own, and stop trying to pass my likes and dreams off as theirs. Honestly, it's neither cute nor amusing when I mention stuff that I wanna do, buy or enjoy watching and it's on your MSN nickname later in the week. So not the first time. Getting annoyed by these things makes me feel uncomfortably ( Read more... )

That the first time I read that "if you love someone" quote, I read it as "if you love someone, set them on fire"? I know it doesn't really look all that similar, but the mind fills in the gaps, y'know? But I think if you set someone on fire and she returned, that one would be a keeper ( Read more... )

For the past few MONTHS, my neighbour's new dog has been barking freakin' CONTINUOUSLY. Day in, day out, it's like the damn hellbeastie NEVER SLEEPS, EVER. And it's one of those poofy fucking YAPPY DOGS, and it sets off all the other bloody dogs around it, and JESUS GAY if it doesn't stop soon I will head over there and THROTTLE IT to DEATH.

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