it takes so little
An ex and I once had a protracted discussion on whether, when utilising the severed arm of your foe as a weapon, you'd use the upper arm bit or the hand bit as a handle. On the one hand (heh), the logical answer seems to be to hold on to the hand-end and to use the larger, musclier part (we eventually settled on calling it "the wet end") to beat the guy around. However, there is something particularly delicious and satisfying about the thought of gripping onto the wet end and gently slapping the other guy about a bit with his own hand.
I bring this up because today, I came pretty gosh darn close to RIPPING THE ARM OFF OF A CLIENT SO I COULD BEAT THE INFURIATING, WRETCHED HARPY AROUND THE HEAD WITH IT.
But then I went down for a smoke and was hit on by a cute guy from KPMG so all is good in the world again.
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I bring this up because today, I came pretty gosh darn close to RIPPING THE ARM OFF OF A CLIENT SO I COULD BEAT THE INFURIATING, WRETCHED HARPY AROUND THE HEAD WITH IT.
But then I went down for a smoke and was hit on by a cute guy from KPMG so all is good in the world again.
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