tease
Hm. So. I have had... shall we say, a very interesting CNY weekend. More detail would prrrooobably entail my breaking some kind of obscenity-related law, and would most DEFINITELY be construed as conduct unbefitting an honourable profession, sooo... suffice to say that I had but 2 new year resolutions, and, over the course of this 4-day weekend, I have broken them both.
Did I say broken? No no nonono. I did not merely break them. I slapped those muthas down and reduced them to snivelling snot-nosed little children. My bitches, my hos, my very unequivocally shattered resolutions. They are one and the same.
But my-oh-my, did I ever have a good time. You guys, EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND should be like this - 4 days long and eventfulness-maximus.
Did I say broken? No no nonono. I did not merely break them. I slapped those muthas down and reduced them to snivelling snot-nosed little children. My bitches, my hos, my very unequivocally shattered resolutions. They are one and the same.
But my-oh-my, did I ever have a good time. You guys, EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WEEKEND should be like this - 4 days long and eventfulness-maximus.